Considering applying to be a police officer

[horns666]

You sound like one of these goddamn little bitches that thinks he's entitled to things. That the rules of life somehow don't apply. That somehow being a douchebag does not come with consequences.

And you probably don't think you're one of those people. Well, you are.

Thanks Tim

[Shotgun]

PMs? What a douche. What is it about the internet and teeny penises (peni?) that let some people spew shit they'd never say to your face?

In fact, saying all this face to face would pretty much resolve all of this in an instant, wouldn't it?

[horns666]

This is seriously the best thing I read all year.

In all fairness, in don't think SouthPlatteDemon meant every cop is like that. Maybe a carefully chosen word would avoid this. No way you could possible mean every cop is like that. On the contrary, the majority of the cops I have met and delt with are nothing like that. Sure, there are some bad apples out there, but that happens in all professions. And contrary to popular belief, the police really do regulate thier own. A bad apple doesn't just make that person look bad, that makes thier whole department look bad.

I can understand Bill's frustration. Cops often do a thankless job, risking thier lives ever minute of every day, never knowing if someone they pulled over is an escaped con with nothing to loose and a 357 in his lap just waiting for you to come to the window to let him know he has a break light out. To insult someone who's profession is to help people really is really in poor taste.

Like I said, sure there are some bad apples out there, but the vast majority are doing the job to help people and make thier neck of the woods just a little bit safer.

Matt

I explained the series of events that lead to this..more than what's on this thread..I thank you Matt for your understanding..

I agree..but this guy is an asshole..no doubting that one..

[Cleveland Metal]

"I don't like cops."

I'm figuring they don't like you much either

[Davey]

bah... i dont feel like typing. too much effort for a douchebag like you.


i got your back Bill.

[horns666]

PMs? What a douche. What is it about the internet and teeny penises (peni?) that let some people spew shit they'd never say to your face?

In fact, saying all this face to face would pretty much resolve all of this in an instant, wouldn't it?

Yep I PM him first and posted it..like I said I was going to..I then posted what I said..which was OK..

and I get with a bunch of juvenile bullshit..like 4 PMs. of gay shit..just poking the bear..there and here..

[SouthPlatteDemon]

PMs? What a douche. What is it about the internet and teeny penises (peni?) that let some people spew shit they'd never say to your face?

In fact, saying all this face to face would pretty much resolve all of this in an instant, wouldn't it?

I've seen pictures of Bill. No way in hell would I say something like this to his face. He'd fucking kill me in one punch.

[Shotgun]

And who are you going to turn to in life when someone does you or yours wrong? Believe me, none of your smurfy little friends have got your back.

Oh, crap, Tim, my wife is like, "WHAT?" I'm laughing so hard. Smurfy little friends. I can hear the 911 tape now.

911: "Sir, please calm down and tell me again what you need?"
Douchebag: "ISAIDSOMEBODYBROKEINTOMYHOUSEANDIWANTYOUTOSENDMYS MURFYLITTLEFRIENDSOVERTOSAVEMYLIFE"

[SouthPlatteDemon]

Yep I PM him first and posted it..like I said I was going to..I then posted what I said..which was OK..

and I get with a bunch of juvenile bullshit..like 4 PMs. of gay shit..just poking the bear..there and here..

2 PMs.

C'mon dude at least be honest! It's not as much fun when you start speaking untruths.

[hippietim]

I found a picture of SouthPlatteDemon's band during an after gig party:

[Davey]

I found a picture of SouthPlatteDemon's band during an after gig party:

ok, this is way too much

[hippietim]

here's his drummer's solo:

[hippietim]

and SouthPlatteDemon himself:

[Cleveland Metal]

I found a picture of SouthPlatteDemon's band during an after gig party:

I dunno man, these guys look like they might actually not be quite as retarded...

[hippietim]

band swag: