Is this VH story true, or a BS web site?

[SRD86]

Van Halen Near Death

Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."

"Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"

this is the page I saw it on:

http://furiosity.com/

[StukaJU87]

[Top Jimmy B]

Yeah, that's 100% legit.

[shreddermon]

Well, the one about Eminem having a small penis is probably true, too.

[Szostak]

Well, look at the story on Eminem...
"Eminem shocked and disappointed fans recently when he told MTV that he's "stupid" and has "a small penis", causing sales of the rapper's latest album to fall sharply."

[Cleveland Metal]

After reading a few things on that site, I'd say it's absolutely and totally true...

I mean... really now... hehehe... The backstreet boy one was awesome.

[Szostak]

Well, the one about Eminem having a small penis is probably true, too.

Aw, beat me to it!

[Endrik]

from Metal Sludge

Eminem
Not a rock star, but I've gotten quite a few girls asking for info on him, so I guess I'll give in. Marshal is average length, maybe 6 or 6 1/2 inches but pretty thick. Loves to give oral and like most guys like it even more in return. Very paranoid about people coming after him and is known to be a bitch.

[MikeStrat]

From the looks of that picture, Ed looks like he died 6 months ago and was dug up for a photo session.