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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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fuck toejam!I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
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Damn straight!!
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Love ya Bill!You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Even that he doesn't let me play with his gun :ROTF:I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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What is going on here?Cold Hollow MachineryComment
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- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bill Z.
- Bill Z doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bill Z has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bill Z.
- Bill Z does not sleep. He waits.
- Bill Z is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Bill Z is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Bill Z counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Bill Z’ beard. There is only another fist.
- When Bill Z does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Bill Z is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Bill Z’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Bill Z was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Bill Z can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Bill Z doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Bill Z gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Bill Z can slam a revolving door.
- Bill Z does not get frostbite. Bill Z bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Billtatorship.
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Fuck Hippie Tim!
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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It wouldn't be the same without you!Comment
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Originally posted by SouthPlatteDemon View Post
we know this..what cop you know as cool as me..
I was like an outlaw cop..a rebel..I left you a big response on that other thread about all my coolnesses..
go ahead go read them..I posted them for you.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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All hail Bill Z Bub!..........Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........Comment
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