horns666 / Bill appreciation thread.....

[CharvelRocker]

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Bill Z.
• Bill Z doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bill Z has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bill Z.
• Bill Z does not sleep. He waits.
• Bill Z is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Bill Z is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Bill Z counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Bill Z’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Bill Z does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Bill Z is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Bill Z’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Bill Z was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• Bill Z can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Bill Z doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Bill Z gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Bill Z can slam a revolving door.
• Bill Z does not get frostbite. Bill Z bites frost
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Billtatorship.

Holy crap hes Chuck Norris:ROTF:

[Szostak]

Dude, you rule, I don't think there's much else to say. Hails from Canada!

[Norton]

If I was Bill,I would arrest Satan.

[npacheco]

Holy crap hes Chuck Norris:ROTF:

BillZ was asked if he would become the next Chuck Norris, he declined because he didn't want the demotion

Big Double Horns up to you Bill \oo/

[sevser]

Now this is great stuff!

Go Bill!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

you got to love the a guy who loves to tounge the balloon knot!

[bibz]

billz rocks....but my best mate is the coolest cop I know sorry!

[horns666]

billz rocks....but my best mate is the coolest cop I know sorry!

He had to one cool muthfugga..

Did he ever stop a dude, pull out a once of weed from his pocket..give it back to him and tell him to go home..

[horns666]

I love you guys..you guiys are my bros indeed!!

I'm going to bed..finally..been up for more than 60 hours now..that's fucked up!!

Cock out with your Rock out!!!!!

Bill Z Bub..

[IrfaanSE801]

LMAO, oh man good stuff there. Here's to ya Bill

[MOSHWITZ]

AWE HELL,,um Hail

MOSH ON
DAVE

[Mario8672]

Chuck Norris,

[lerxstcat]

Chuck Norris' nickname is Bill Z. Bub Lite!:ROTF:

Love ya, Bill!

[Cleveland Metal]

BillZ was asked if he would become the next Chuck Norris, he declined because he didn't want the demotion

Hahaha... good one...

[Snoogans]

Message from the UK to Bill Z........

fuggums!