I knew I worked with some turkeys...

[Tashtego]

.. but now I have the proof.

[fett]

I had that happen to me when I lived in the 'burbs of Marin. There were 3 of the biggest tucking furkeys you ever saw. They just marched single file all over the hood. I was funny as hell. Your's knew the holidays were over and they could finally show themselves.

[Tashtego]

These guys (gals?) marched right out of the woods bold as you please. They are loving this warm weather we are having.

[fett]

Mine crossed the major road. I was in my car when I saw them. I rolled down my window and asked the guy next to me if I could borrow his shotgun. Those birds are dumber that I am. But not by much.

[Norton]

I don't know why our government don't use the turkey joke.I mean,we could export lots ,LOTS of turkey meat abroad :ROTF:

[fett]

I will have you know that way back when when this country, the US of A, was thinking about giving us the bird, they seriously considered the "Turkey". We settled on the Bald Eagle. And that's why we are "King of the Roost".