Cmon guys.....all tough guy things aside....and we are all tough guys on line :ROTF: After I saw the footprints on the box and before I signed for it I asked the clerk for a box cutter....slit her fucking throat with it.....then opened the guitar with it (my very own custom blood spatter) checked the guitar out (it was fine) apologized while she choked on her own blood and left with my minty guitar...why do you all have to be so violent?
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Originally posted by quakana View PostCmon guys.....all tough guy things aside....and we are all tough guys on line :ROTF: After I saw the footprints on the box and before I signed for it I asked the clerk for a box cutter....slit her fucking throat with it.....then opened the guitar with it (my very own custom blood spatter) checked the guitar out (it was fine) apologized while she choked on her own blood and left with my minty guitar...why do you all have to be so violent?My bands page: www.myspace.com/wartexmetal
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I woulda had to ask them "How is it that no one could find it? You were WALKING ALL OVER IT!"I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Blahhhh, guess they aren't anymore Dave's guitar was undamaged, though!
But, how do we *really* know if Dave's tale is true? hahaha
Still, it's UPS: 577 bad shipments to DHL's, what, 4? (that we've heard of here)
Seriously, I have never had any problems from FedEx, DHL, or USPS. I double box very well, and demand the same. Actually, remember when I got my Kelly XL? That was shipped single boxed, HSC, no padding via UPS and it arrived just fine."Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)
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