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  • #46
    When you suppose you make a SUPP out of O & SE.
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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    • #47
      :ROTF:
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #48
        I always thought kramers were strats when I was on acid . They kinda blow too in my book.
        The Tele and the Bird are a must have in my unhumble opinion.
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • #49
          My Fender Katana was one of the best-playing-and-sounding guitars that I've ever owned. But it sure wasn't pretty.....

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          • #50
            Stabbed poo? come on guys,gotta see it....
            www.thejimmyhatz.com

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            • #51
              damned.. I knew someone was going to say Katana. Those guitars RULE! They play and sound great, and the shape works.. it's light, very comfy and it looks 80s.. what more do you want..
              "I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies, you know where they stand. But with neutrals... who knows? It sickens me!"

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              • #52
                Aria Urchin.

                But just like really ugly chicks, somedays I really want one, just to see if it's as bad as I imagine.


                And seconded, what's this Stabbed Poo business? (I know I'm gonna regret saying that, but.....)
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by TreeFitty View Post
                  Hey, they ripped off my design! Someone must've found it after it fell out of my Trapper Keeper back in 6th grade.
                  ROTFLMAO!

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                    The Tele and the Bird are a must have in my unhumble opinion.
                    +1

                    I always thought the Warrior was ugly until I played a few. Then I understood.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Flametop View Post
                      Yeah, finding a 23 fret neck is tough....



                      BTW...does this qualify for the thread?? I know nothing will ever beat stabbed poo, so I'm not even going to look further for a winner.
                      That's not that bad, quite a nice shape.

                      Now why would anyone want to own a guitar like the wangcaster! good grief...who'd want that in their hands!!! clever though up and down the neck doing the motion of the wan*, oh dear say no more!

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                      • #56
                        My vote has to go to the "Birdfish".

                        My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                        • #57
                          I do have to say, Teles and Firebirds do nothing for me (but not to the point of putting them on an ugliest list). But what is the Collen model you guys are talking about?
                          Unleash the fury.....Texas style!

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                          • #58
                            Here is a Razer on Ebay........1st one I've seen in over a year!!!
                            (Yes I regularly look these up because I'd like to get one again....had one back in 82-83 and want another for nostalgic reasons. Just not at 3-400 dollars though LOL)

                            I live on the edge of danger facing life and death every single day.....then I leave her at home and go disarm bombs.

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                            • #59
                              Teles are cool, Peavey Razors are uglier than hell, I don't understand anyone saying a Vandenberg is ugly, they are super guitars, Deans are just Fugly most of the time, those Silvertone Paul Stanley models are ugly as hell too, I guess its just a matter of taste or lack of it, if its plays great, an ugly guitar can be justified,
                              I say the boy ain't right!

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                              • #60
                                there are a lot of really ugly basses on MF....
                                tele
                                mostly all of the B.c. rich line up
                                damn Dean head stock
                                demon
                                the gibson les paul "log" doubt anyone knows what that is
                                round horn V's
                                those steinberger fake guitars
                                Richenbacker basses
                                firebird
                                double cut away les pauls
                                thats all for now
                                "slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland.

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