Knives, you Knaves

[fett]

I don't like fish and I barely like Seattle. But, I love to cook. I can get these filleting knives for less $1.00 up here. I just love the old steel and the wood handles. Not only that, they look neat. When I use one, I pretend I'm a brain sturgeon.

[Special-K]

[Norton]

When I use one, I pretend I'm a brain sturgeon.

What do you do for a living ? I just keep forgetting it :ROTF:

[Top Jimmy B]

You do all your cookin' on the washing machine?

[fett]

You do all your cookin' on the washing machine?

Yeah, that's how I wash my lettuce. And the dryer works great for warming up leftovers.

[Newc]

and tossing a salad :ROTF:

[fett]

That is one nasty ass knife.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: "Honest. Officer, I was looking for a salmon when this guy got in my face.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

so it's your own washing machine, and not a communal one for the park? You don't have to wait for someone to finish doing their whites before you can fillet a fish?

[fett]

Yeah. I have my own washer and dryer. I don't use them much for clothes, so that's where I keep my lobsters. I just set the machine on soak and they love it. And the water if free.

[CharvelRocker]

Fett you're awesome

[FusionFarmer]

they take an edge like nuthun else also. use a medium grit whet stone and you'll be slicin tomaters thinner than a guitarist's wallet

[fett]

I can stand 2 feet away from the cuttingboard and play that knife like a conductor uses his stick.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: It's like "Laid Back".

[Rich#6]

A space where there is no guitars?? Not even parts?

[fett]

Ha, funny boy. That's where I leave my beater acoustics that need regluing to set up.:ROTF: :ROTF: The best guitar I own cost me $5.00. It's a Japanese Decca small acoustic. Granted, I did have to put a few braces back in. That dried out in the living room. But, here's why I have you young pups beat. My little Decca didn't have a bridge. It was a floater. However, I bot a trashed Takamine and saved the tuners and the bridge. But, alas there was no bone for the bridge. What did fett do? He found that a jigsaw blade worked great. I did have to use a big guitar string piece to get the blade to be firm. The moral of the story is: "Use your fucking head." "Think out of the box." And , "Don't get old".

[RacerX]

Gee, I can't wait to see your stamp collection!