Carport Collapse

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

make it Hooters on Lake Union!

[fett]

The ice have it. I am not going anywhere for the next 3 days. I have stockpiled beer and cigs. Oh yeah, and food.

[buzzsaww]

Somewhere in Valhalla your Viking ancestors are laughing at you Fett :ROTF:

[fett]

I'm a near-sighted Viking with no horns.

[fett]

I may be a Viking god-like person. But, I hate snow and ice. It's slippery out there.

[442w30]

why do you think the vikings sacked england? Tired of the snow and ice i s'pose..
i doubt it was for boiled meat or dental work

[buzzsaww]

Just got off the phone with Thor. He's very disappointed, he was going to let you play with his hammer

[fett]

Seattle sucks. The Seahawks lost. The Sonics should be taking on highschool teams. I'm too far north to get downtown and I live in a trailer that was made in 1873. Oh, that's 1973. The fukking snow has not melted in 5 days+ and it's going to snow again. Other than that, I' m having a great time. I'm not trying to be Kurt, but this place is depressing.

[fett]

I guess I'm just a Thor loser.

[jgcable]

Why don't you stack up a few hundred of those el-cheapo guitars under your carport to support the roof. They might get ruined but you will still have a few hundred left.

[fett]

I couldn't do that. Each and every one of them is special. It's my legacy. When I die, they all go to my son. He can get rid of them. Just think of all the hassle I won't have to go through.

[VitaminG]

It's a great gift you are leaving him. Your son will never be wanting for firewood. Although, he may succumb to the fumes of burning polyurethane

[fett]

He'll get the trailer, too. That ought to worth something.:ROTF:

[CharvelRocker]

It's a great gift you are leaving him. Your son will never be wanting for firewood. Although, he may succumb to the fumes of burning polyurethane

[fett]

Laugh all you want, but I detect a new contest.