Eat crow.

[fett]

I am a Viking god-like person.:ROTF: Well, things are thawing out here and a fukking crow was yapping in the tree right next to my trailer. I walked outside and clapped my hands once and the chicken-shit flew 150 yards away.:ROTF: :ROTF: I hate birds.

[jackson1]

Say you don't hate the little goldcrest...?

[jackson1]

...or the wagtail? I know you hate the Turkey, though

[fett]

Birds make lots of noise and piss me off. What really pisses me off is they can sing and fly.

[VitaminG]

great story, fett. You must've been a hoot with your "what I did last summer" stories back at school

so is it jealousy that causes you to hate? Do you wish you could sing and/or fly too?

[fett]

Naw. Just bored. And I could actually walk outside without skates. I have a deep seated hate of birds. Ever listen to a mockingbird singing on a telephone pole that had a streetlight on it starting at 2AM?

[Top Jimmy B]

That Brandon Lee sure was cool.

[fett]

Starlings.

[lerxstcat]

I thought this was your new Seahawks thread....

[fett]

I thought this was your new Seahawks thread....

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I won my bet and the 'hawks lost. So it's a win/lose situation. And, so is life.

[lerxstcat]

Yes it is, and winning on the spread takes the sting out of your team losing the game!

[slayer32390]

Naw. Just bored. And I could actually walk outside without skates. I have a deep seated hate of birds. Ever listen to a mockingbird singing on a telephone pole that had a streetlight on it starting at 2AM?

why not just gas up that BB gun of yours and show 'em whats up? or you could go viking god on them and run after them with a sword and shield

[FusionFarmer]

Just smash the wretched vermin with your mighty Viking Hammer

[fett]

It's a very long story about BB Guns, but it is kinda funny. When I lived in my house in Marin, I had the mockingbird from hell. It was right outside my door at 2AM. It would sit in the tree near the steetlight and sing and sing and sing. If I had a nickle for every BB I shot at him, I would be rich. 99.9% missed. But, I once heard a thud. I actually hit the fukker. And then I felt guilty. But he flew away to come back. I hate birds.

[Argos]

Throw a guitar at it!