Is this legal?

[atomic charvel guy]

i got the best job of my life while I was wearing boxer shorts and my girlfriend at the time left the dye on my hair too long so I looked like Moses with dark eyebrows. i saw a help wanted sign. i was a block in from PCH on the way to get smokes and go look at the twinkies on the beach, this is circa 1989-90.
I knocked on the door, stuck my head in, my hair was really long, and the sales manager looks at me and says "what the fukk are you!!!!???" I said-"I'm a gunslinger, a guitar player and I need a job to pay my rent" He said "we sell computer parts here, can you fukkin' sell!!!!" I said "I don't fukkin' know , I never tried to before!!!" he then says -That accent, where are you from? I said new yawwwk, he said you start tomorrow!!! I said you 're shittin' me right? He said -No I'm not fukkin' puttin you on!!!" I said i have a friend John with me, he's from New York, he says bring him with you, he starts tomorrow too!!!
I ran home and said Johnny I just got us jobs!!! Johnny says you're in boxer shorts and your hair is out, and i said I know isn't it great??? he said this has got to be a joke. Johnny now owns 5 houses, 3 of them outright, one on the sand in Laguna, has a raging company, and I spent my money on drugs,girls,, limos,cool threads, cars, guitars, and I wasted the rest of it god damnit!!!
True story I tell ya......

[Endrik]

Punk rock and metal skanks beat hip-hop skeezes every time!

not in the looks department

[AK47]

You guys keep praising those Punk Rock and Metal skanks but watch in a few years your pecker will start to look like a medievel mace rather than a babys arm clutching a apple.

[ken]

Punk rock and metal skanks beat hip-hop skeezes every time!

not in the looks department

Maybe he means "beat" in the fight club sense?

[lerxstcat]

Nah, I meant I can listen to metal and punk rock, but I can't stand the hip-hop! Sorry E, nothing personal but I just can't stand the stuff! So no matter HOW hot she is, I couldn't stand to be around her if it meant listening to hip-hop.

[FusionFarmer]

I had really long hair at your age and it seemed really important to me at the time as being part of who I was ,,etc, I cut it off to "normal" length just for the hell of it, and decided it just wasn't a real big thing. You'll find out there are lots of other things in life to be concened about, the length of you hair isn't one of em,

[Nazgul]

Fuck them & keep your hair!

Find another job.

[Spivonious]

i got the best job of my life while I was wearing boxer shorts and my girlfriend at the time left the dye on my hair too long so I looked like Moses with dark eyebrows. i saw a help wanted sign. i was a block in from PCH on the way to get smokes and go look at the twinkies on the beach, this is circa 1989-90.
I knocked on the door, stuck my head in, my hair was really long, and the sales manager looks at me and says "what the fukk are you!!!!???" I said-"I'm a gunslinger, a guitar player and I need a job to pay my rent" He said "we sell computer parts here, can you fukkin' sell!!!!" I said "I don't fukkin' know , I never tried to before!!!" he then says -That accent, where are you from? I said new yawwwk, he said you start tomorrow!!! I said you 're shittin' me right? He said -No I'm not fukkin' puttin you on!!!" I said i have a friend John with me, he's from New York, he says bring him with you, he starts tomorrow too!!!
I ran home and said Johnny I just got us jobs!!! Johnny says you're in boxer shorts and your hair is out, and i said I know isn't it great??? he said this has got to be a joke. Johnny now owns 5 houses, 3 of them outright, one on the sand in Laguna, has a raging company, and I spent my money on drugs,girls,, limos,cool threads, cars, guitars, and I wasted the rest of it god damnit!!!
True story I tell ya......

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Argos]

The longer I go without long hair, the more I like the short length. Long hair really is a worthless pain in the ass, although it does look cooler.

[TommyD]

Is this legal?

> All of you that are capable of growing long hair can kiss my ass! LOL Mine is getting thin enough on top that within a year or so,I'll probably have to shave it so I don't look like Frasier. Someone asked me recently if I could change anything about myself what would it be,and I told them that if breaking the double digit threshold was out of the question,I'd have Eddie's hair from the Kramer ad,or Yngwie's from 1985. Tommy D.