Time For Some Seriousness Around Here.....

[CharvelRocker]

Not an infant....a maintenance worker was working on the windows in the NYC highrise. The windows are the type from ceiling to floor...Eric's son was playing hide and seek or something like that and ran in there and fell to his death. Any joking around about this topic is in pretty poor taste in my opinion.

Yeah. Other than that the rest of this stuff is priceless

[Joe_Steeler]

Not an infant....a maintenance worker was working on the windows in the NYC highrise. The windows are the type from ceiling to floor...Eric's son was playing hide and seek or something like that and ran in there and fell to his death. Any joking around about this topic is in pretty poor taste in my opinion.

Second that thought, tragic shit that I wouldn't want my worst enemy to go through.

[sonofspy]

Oldie.

Q: How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

A: The knocks keep getting faster.

[Carbuff]

What do you call a guy that hangs out with a bunch of musicians?

A drummer.

[CharvelRocker]

What was the last thing the drummer said before he was fired from the band?

"Hey guys look at this song I wrote!"

[Jack The Riffer]

Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car?

It took him 2 hours to get the bass player out.

[Strat God]

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar

Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them

Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I

What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.

How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on ?
He caressed it softly and told it that he lover it.