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A lonesome type fellow walks into his local pub with a big grin
on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the guy. "You know, I
live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!"
exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno" the guy said. "Never found the head!"
on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the guy. "You know, I
live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I
noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of
course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love
all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top,
sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!"
exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno" the guy said. "Never found the head!"
classy!
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