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  • Headlines: Houston, We Have a Problem

    What makes people do stuff like this;

    Take a look at her biography (impressive), but it'll all probably go down the drain.



    Bio: http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/nowak.html
    Last edited by donf; 02-06-2007, 09:22 AM.
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    Love? "Post Space Station Depression"?
    I am a true ass set to this board.

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    • #3
      diapers used to eliminate stops... sweet...
      1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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      • #4
        Love is a strange thing sometimes.
        Tone is like Art: Your opinion is valid. Listen, learn, have fun, draw your own conclusions.

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        • #5
          a new steel mallet, a folding knife with a 4-inch blade, 3 to 4 feet of rubber tubing, large plastic garbage bags
          I'm getting some really creepy vibes from that inventory.

          This electric phase ain't no teenage craze -UFO

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          • #6
            They upped the charges to attempted murder. Some people just snap I guess.

            Maybe menopause had something to do with it. I guess we'll find out soon enough. Its a shame though. Glad they got her before she did anything really stupid.
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            • #7
              You know they are members of the 300 mile high club.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SouthernXer View Post
                You know they are members of the 300 mile high club.
                A very select few............. (maybe two or three)
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                • #9
                  Man, he must really know how to fly her plane!
                  "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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                  • #10
                    Her name is Nowak! Fett, you missed a good pun there!
                    Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Fat Tony promises Luigi he'll write a note in his rolodex "DON'T WHACK"






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                    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                    • #11
                      Just goes to show ya, you can make anything look good with enough makeup and big hair. Kinda scary, could you imagine being trapped on a ship to Mars for three years with her? Especially if her carry-on included a steel mallet, a buck knife, surgical tubing, duct tape, trash bags and pepper spray, LOL. I could see it now, all the female crew members start disappearing till she is the only one left. Then you look outside and see a bunch of trash bags floating around in space tied closed with surgical tubing.
                      Remember, Wherever you go,.. there you are

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by buzzsaww View Post
                        diapers used to eliminate stops... sweet...
                        They wear them on launch and reentry so if they shit or piss themselves it won't make a mess in the cabin. Wonder if she'll be charged with misappropriation of official NASA diapers?:ROTF:

                        It's really sad that after all she achieved in her life she snapped and threw it all away. Scary as her intent seems to have been, I can't help feeling sorry for her in a way.

                        Regarding Ron's comment, yeah, crazy chicks are great in the sack! Just don't stay to sleep!
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #13
                          I feel sorry for her husband and their 3 kids.
                          fuck.
                          the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                          • #14
                            on a lighter note, best headline of the day?

                            LUST IN SPACE

                            :ROTF:
                            the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                              Her name is Nowak! Fett, you missed a good pun there!
                              Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Fat Tony promises Luigi he'll write a note in his rolodex "DON'T WHACK"






                              BTW






                              Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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