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    Here I am minding everyone else's business with my front door open. I hear all these crows yapping. So, being the Viking god-like person I am, I go outside and clap my hands 6 or 7 times. There must have been 50 of those fukkers that flew out of the tree from right across the street and now they are gone. You guys just stay the fuk out of my way.
    I am a true ass set to this board.

  • #2
    Originally posted by fett View Post
    You guys just stay the fuk out of my way.
    Or we will be furiously clapped at and handed a nice new strap for our troubles? Ah, you never cease to entertain me Fett

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    • #3
      Speaking of the "The Birds" the movie. There never was a reason why the birds did what they did. I was listening to an NPR program about Alfred's movies. The question was asked: "Why did the birds do that?" The answer was: "Because Alfred told them to." And, that's life.
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #4
        Well, the whole Man vs Nature theme doesn't usually lend itself to explanation, it just happens.

        "Why did the birds do that?"

        Duh, to make the story interesting!
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        • #5
          When the viking claps, the birds listen....

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          • #6
            They haven't come back yet today. It's not like they were in the only tree here in the Great Northwest.:ROTF:
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            • #7
              I heard that Viking Clap is some nasty stuff.
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              • #8
                You wanna talk about vikings? Ok, check out this page. Good info for ya there By the way, "Bjørnebitar" "Vargskjegg" and "Mjølnerneve" are all good friends of mine

                EDIT: Fuck it, I pulled the link. To much bs there now.
                Last edited by Guitardude86; 02-13-2007, 07:23 PM.
                "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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                • #9
                  12 gauge is more convincing! Though they all come back for the funeral!
                  I love admins!

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                  • #10
                    Hehe believe me I find some of the things on that page just idiotic myself, but some of it makes me laugh
                    "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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                    • #11
                      Speaking of the Birds, I'm on a Byrds kick right now, distorted and with some compression, those old 60s songs can be great to play
                      I say the boy ain't right!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by m2pmd70 View Post
                        I heard that Viking Clap is some nasty stuff.
                        Yeah, and those birds are pissed Fett gave it to them! :ROTF:
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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