Catholic school girls

[Jack The Riffer]

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St.
Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched one with
the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger
in the holy water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have
you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK,
dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line S t. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"

[zeegler]

Oldie but a goodie.

[VitaminG]

yea, heard it before but it still makes me giggle like a catholic school girl.

[Strat God]

I think we need a special post of Catholic School Girl pix.

I'm just sayin.

[Special-K]

Bus kills 3 nuns when they are going over the street...
When they met St. Peter infront of the gates to heaven he
said that in heaven is much traffic so he decides to ask
each nun a question..
He ask`s the first:
"Who was Adam`s Wife?"
The nun replis:"Eve"
St. Peter: "ok you`re in!"

Then St. Peter ask`s the 2nd nun:"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
The 2nd nun:"In the Garden of Eden..."
St. Peter:"Ok you`re in!"

Then next in line is the 3rd nun, the mother superior...
And St. Peter ask`s her:"What were the first words of Eve when she saw Adam?"
The mother superior says:"ohh... That`s a hard one..."
St. Peter(interupts her):"Ok you`re in"