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  • Tooth fairy, Santa Claus and Easter Bunny all dead??

    I hear rumor they all died...has to be true
    shawnlutz.com

  • #2
    I'm dead, too. Don't tell anybody.
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #3
      that is true because i have to be all 3 for my kids
      ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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      • #4
        I think we ate the Easter bunny last year for Easter dinner.
        -Rick

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        • #5
          Actually, I think Santa and the Easter Bunny are dead, but the tooth fairy just shaved her head.

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          • #6
            I thought Jesus got resurrected as the Easter Bunny.
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #7
              No, the Easter Bunny was the creep that started Islam
              I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

              The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

              My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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              • #8
                No!
                I keep the bible in a pool of blood
                So that none of its lies can affect me

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Shawn Lutz View Post
                  I hear rumor they all died...has to be true
                  Nah, they're not dead. It's just a rumor started by Christian Evangelicals.

                  The bible thumpers are pissed off that more people believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny than believe in the fairy tales in the bible.

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                  • #10
                    According to Toejam, Elvis is dead too - I was SHOCKED!

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                    • #11
                      Santa is alive and well, but we're at some serious odds with each other, the easter bunny is still doing his job, and the tooth fairy is unfortunately dead. I drowned her when I was spanking by accident.
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Newc View Post
                        No, the Easter Bunny was the creep that started Islam


                        No,It was the Arabs who buried their baby girls alive.




                        Btw,the child inside me is dead.
                        I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Norton View Post
                          Btw,the child inside me is dead.
                          Allright, who the hell killed him?
                          "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Guitardude86 View Post
                            Allright, who the hell killed him?




                            Chuck Norris.
                            I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                            • #15
                              Santa just went into hiding because he knows where all the naughty girls live....
                              Member - National Sarcasm Society

                              "Oh, sure. Like we need your support."

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