Tweet
To the asshole that stole our cat,
First, I am accusing you of STEALING him for a couple of reasons. 1. He doesn't "roam" far from home. 2. I live in a hotel, and there's so much going on around here, he stays "nervous" and close to his "house". Our windows do not open, and we all get a bit of cabin fever now and again, so I open the doors and allow everything (including us) to air out.
Well, you need to know a few things about your new cat. His name is Stumpy..of course you should know that, his name is on his name tag along with our phone # that you will never call. Don't change his name, that would be strange for him.
He's just a kitten still. We got him when he was 10 weeks old from our local PetsMart. We've not had him a year yet. He is a Manx cat...that's probably why you took him, but we have no lineage on him, so he's worth nothing to YOU..but EVERYTHING to US. Our other cat Chance, was his best friend, and is missing him dearly. Chance slept with Stumpys mouse last night, and has been calling for him all day. It's quite sad.
He LOVES to play fetch. He will bring you his stuffed mouse and lay it at your feet and wait for you to throw it, he will bring it right back to you and do it, again, and again, and again..until he gets tired. Sometimes he will wake you up at 3 a.m wanting to play mouse. PLAY IT!! By the way, I need YOUR address so he can have his mouse. Honestly, him having his mouse means more to me than me kickin your ass.
He does NOT like to be held, so don't do it. He will get up in bed with you and take up as much space as possible by streching out as far as he can. That's the most "cuddling" he wants.
He eats Purina One cat food. Don't change it, it's the only thing that doesn't give him the shits. It took me a long time to find something to stop this. Don't make him uncomfortable.
Now..my husband and I are truely worried about him and want him back. If I find you, I will call 911....because when I get to you, you will be needing an ambulance, so I will have them meet me there. You are the lowest form of scum on the earth and I will beat you to death if I find you. I am not kidding, you do not deserve to live. You took a great kitten from his home, upset him and us for your own pleasure. There are MILLIONS! of unwanted kittens that need great homes..just like the one Stumpy had. So here's a hearty FUCK YOU!! and you had better keep hid. You could also choose to just bring him back here, and let him come home, where he belongs.
Jeri Brown
Oklahoma City
Stumpy right after we brought him home:
With his buddy Chance:
First, I am accusing you of STEALING him for a couple of reasons. 1. He doesn't "roam" far from home. 2. I live in a hotel, and there's so much going on around here, he stays "nervous" and close to his "house". Our windows do not open, and we all get a bit of cabin fever now and again, so I open the doors and allow everything (including us) to air out.
Well, you need to know a few things about your new cat. His name is Stumpy..of course you should know that, his name is on his name tag along with our phone # that you will never call. Don't change his name, that would be strange for him.
He's just a kitten still. We got him when he was 10 weeks old from our local PetsMart. We've not had him a year yet. He is a Manx cat...that's probably why you took him, but we have no lineage on him, so he's worth nothing to YOU..but EVERYTHING to US. Our other cat Chance, was his best friend, and is missing him dearly. Chance slept with Stumpys mouse last night, and has been calling for him all day. It's quite sad.
He LOVES to play fetch. He will bring you his stuffed mouse and lay it at your feet and wait for you to throw it, he will bring it right back to you and do it, again, and again, and again..until he gets tired. Sometimes he will wake you up at 3 a.m wanting to play mouse. PLAY IT!! By the way, I need YOUR address so he can have his mouse. Honestly, him having his mouse means more to me than me kickin your ass.
He does NOT like to be held, so don't do it. He will get up in bed with you and take up as much space as possible by streching out as far as he can. That's the most "cuddling" he wants.
He eats Purina One cat food. Don't change it, it's the only thing that doesn't give him the shits. It took me a long time to find something to stop this. Don't make him uncomfortable.
Now..my husband and I are truely worried about him and want him back. If I find you, I will call 911....because when I get to you, you will be needing an ambulance, so I will have them meet me there. You are the lowest form of scum on the earth and I will beat you to death if I find you. I am not kidding, you do not deserve to live. You took a great kitten from his home, upset him and us for your own pleasure. There are MILLIONS! of unwanted kittens that need great homes..just like the one Stumpy had. So here's a hearty FUCK YOU!! and you had better keep hid. You could also choose to just bring him back here, and let him come home, where he belongs.
Jeri Brown
Oklahoma City
Stumpy right after we brought him home:
With his buddy Chance:
Comment