Worked my first show- Christina Aguilera-Pussy Cat Dolls

[Norton]

Why, are they cold?

Nudity can be something real esthetic.But those girls look like 5 dollar street-whores.

[MikeStrat]

Getting back to your point. Was it what you expected labor-wise?

Come on Fett. Just having some fun talking about the "ladies". BTW, I always thought it would be cool to work at a venue (not selling or cleaning) and see how the big name acts make the shows work. OK, Now I'm back on track.

[danastas]

The minute someone tells me not to do something as stupid as not to make eye contact I'd be staring that ho down with Marty Fedlman eyes I'm mean c'mon..what the fuck is she gonna do if you look her in the eyes?

Sing the next song out of tune? Forget to wear her nipple ring?

And to think, Madonna chose to make out with Britney instead!!

[Bengal]

The minute someone tells me not to do something as stupid as not to make eye contact I'd be staring that ho down with Marty Fedlman eyes I'm mean c'mon..what the fuck is she gonna do if you look her in the eyes?

I bet if she threw enough of a fit, she could get him fired from the gig...

[Newc]

It's funny how success turns just another whore into a Queen. No eye contact? I'd be right there when she came off stage to give her a pat on the back and say "Great show, Christie!" - really make her feel like royalty then.

If she ragged about it, I'd spit on her. A big nasty snotball right in the eye and remind her she's just another person, and to drop the superiority complex.

Either that or I'd screw with her spotlight placement so it looked like she was missing her cues.

Or speed up her lipsync track

[Horse Called War]

It's funny how success turns just another whore into a Queen. No eye contact? I'd be right there when she came off stage to give her a pat on the back and say "Great show, Christie!" - really make her feel like royalty then.

If she ragged about it, I'd spit on her. A big nasty snotball right in the eye and remind her she's just another person, and to drop the superiority complex.

Either that or I'd screw with her spotlight placement so it looked like she was missing her cues.

Or speed up her lipsync track

Its was funny , she was going to her limo in the dock area, and slipped on some water and fell on her ass

[Davey]

no eye contact?

is this another way of saying, please stare at my massive cleavage, cos i like to feel like a whore?


fine by me

[xenophobe]

It's funny how success turns just another whore into a Queen. No eye contact? I'd be right there when she came off stage to give her a pat on the back and say "Great show, Christie!" - really make her feel like royalty then.

If she ragged about it, I'd spit on her. A big nasty snotball right in the eye and remind her she's just another person, and to drop the superiority complex.

And then you would be severely beaten to near-death by a dozen bodyguards, and then rehabilitate in the hospital for nearly a year before being sent off to serve your jailtime for assault.

I think she's skanky, but she's hot. She does know how to sing very well too, not that I'm into that kind of crap though.


And hey, most of us remember the 80's and LOVE skanky ho's.

Yes, I would hit that. over and over and over and over...

[skorb]

I think she's skanky, but she's hot. She does know how to sing very well too, not that I'm into that kind of crap though.


And hey, most of us remember the 80's and LOVE skanky ho's.

Yes, I would hit that. over and over and over and over...

the one honest man

seriously, right she's hot in a slutty bitch kinda way.

but probably a phony jerk like all these other divas.

[Endrik]

If she ragged about it, I'd spit on her.

I bet you don't have the balls to do it. The security thugs would beat the living shit out of you. That being said it's a fucking retarded thing to do no matter how big someone's ego is, spitting on a woman is just wrong.



btw. did she personally said that no eye contact or was it the tour manager. Most of the time managers make up 80% of the stupid rules and the artists doesn't even know about them. Let's take Mr. Blackmore, his girlfriend's mother who is one of the managers is a real evil character. Everyone knows how big Ritchie's ego is but that women right there is fucking nuts. Ritchie doesn't mind giving autographs or talking a few words most of the time but Mrs. Evil scares the fans away, if somone wants Ritchie to sign on their Deep Purple poster, she tears it to pieces and says rock'n'roll is dead. A lot of managers don't want the fans to be close to their stars.

[xenophobe]

the one honest man

seriously, right she's hot in a slutty bitch kinda way.

but probably a phony jerk like all these other divas.

heh

All these guys who are saying she's a skank and wouldn't touch her are lyin... how many of these guys went to a bar, club or concert and got a girl home with them and raged all night. Okay, those weren't sweet innocent school girls, victoria secret models or girl scouts.... they were skanky ho's.

Every guy has had to have heard that line "I usually never do anything like this"...

"...yeah babe, I know... neither do I"

...my ass.

[Endrik]

you are absolutely right man, skank this and skank that, those who say that shit all the time either a)live in Playboy mansion and bang all the chicks there b)are jerk-offs who don't get laid at all. And the changes that someone here is living in the mansion.......oh well.

everytime there's a thread about some chick, someone assumes that he knows everything and calls that specific chick: bitch, skank, phony, crack whore etc. like he knows her personally yet he has only heard some stupid stories and only knows one side of the story....uhh and definetly is jelaous.

another thing I find to be pretty amusing is that some folks here say things like "I'd slap that bitch" or something like that (no not dickslapping but beating with a hand). Those guys either a)really haven't met much females before and don't have any manners, they belive that if a female is bitchy and whiney then some physical abuse will help like it would on a male because males are the only people they know b)are controlled by female and have the desire to be the dominant one, to hide the fact that they are puppets they brag in front of their friends how nastly they would treat every women c)really are assholes who enjoy beating weaker human beings

[Norton]

I like Christina.She can sing.She's really hot.And I don't think she's a bad person.The eye-contact rule is probably made up by the manager.



And needless to say...









I'd hit it.

[Rich#6]

I'd hit it!
She is a Diva so maybe she does think she is better then everyone. It that case you would also see shit like my transportation has to be a certain vehicle and color, I have to stay in a 5 star hotel even if it's 2 hours away, I have to have $1000 worth of food in my hotel room to nibble on for the 5 minutes I am there, another $3000 backstage, my manager will not speak to you either and I will not tell you when I am walking out on stage (not her but another Diva at my work did this). Oh and I will go on late because my ass is too big to fit into most of my stage dresses.:ROTF:
It could be that 100 guys backstage at every show want to say hi! she maybe tired of it. The "pushers" that are hired are usually only there once so they don't get it that you don't bug the artist or try to hit it.
Lastly it could be a security issue. If you are making eye contact you are on their radar as a security threat. She probably has some stalkers and a lot of freaky fans.
When Olivia Newton John was at my theatre she had to have an armed police officer with her instead of our regular security because she has a stalker.

Glad you had fun though!

[Rsmacker]

I'd hit it!
It could be that 100 guys backstage at every show want to say hi! she maybe tired of it. The "pushers" that are hired are usually only there once so they don't get it that you don't bug the artist or try to hit it.

Dead right, the local humpers see techs pissing about on familiar terms with the band (because we are on the road with them for fucking months, and if we don't get on and have a laugh, it's not fun) and maybe consider it's the thing to do. After all, they might have their records, seen them on telly, and feel like they know the band already. A surprising amount of big-name musicians really suffer from stage fright beforehand, the last thing they need is some humper slapping them on the shoulder and taking the piss out of them like they are best buddies. The whole show could be a wipe-out after that.

"No eye contact" is a standard contractual clause, but loosely held. If you do happen to do it, you won't get into trouble, but deliberately catching someone's eye or acknowledging them like a starstruck schoolgirl will probably get you bounced straight out the back door and certainly not re-employed. Without trying to throw insults about, humpers are ten a penny, and not noted for their intelligence. They are there to shift heavy shit whilst the rest of us are having our tea. There's hundreds more who would gladly replace them, so they have to be told in blunt terms they are, to the artist at least, insignificant specks of amoeba shit, and how to behave.

It gets a lot better as you go up the tree though, so if you have some sort of intelligence, a bit of ambition, and your knuckles don't drag along the floor, watch for the opportunities that will arise to get you up the pecking order.
Then you can drop farts at a mic position, walk away, and wave from the wings as the backing vox taste your breakfast. And call them a wanker through their wedge. (Generally end of tour though!!!!!)