An interesting phenomenon I have observed at music stores..have you seen this?

[noodlesatf]

The hefty concubine and musical blacksmith?!?

[toejam]

Hey! Porcine girls need lovin too!!

Indeed. I need to visit GC more often to pick up chics. :ROTF:

[CharvelRocker]

@ this thread

And isnt it funny that most of hte people playing obnoxiously loud in music stores just flat out suck at playing?

[kelly user]

There is also the confused sort of gents hanging around......... the one that is playing a down tuned les paul.................. might i add the it is down tuned incorrectly........... that have there male counterparts hanging above them staring at them playsaying "yea man thats a sweet guitar."

I dislike going to music stores because they treat you like balls if your a kid.......... unless you bust out a huge amount of cash and wave it infront of thier face.

[Ripley7t]

My 15 year old has just started playing and we have gone to a couple of local stores. He gets no respect and if I wasnt with him, He would probably not even be able to glance at anything, let alone play it. One shop is cool and they treat him like every other customer. Guess who got the sale?

[zeegler]

Great thread.

[guitarsjb]

So, you guys love porcupines?? Is that what I'm getting from this??
Endrick, can I borrow the dictionary please....

[Number Of The Priest]

The eloquent ramblings in this thread amuse the feces out of me.

[thetroy]

Brilliant thread and yes I have noticed it before. Not so much anymore as I have been too poor to be in the market for gear recently.

[Cleveland Metal]

Not so much anymore as I have been too poor to be in the market for gear recently.

Most of the guys noodling on guitars in GC aren't either... Deosn't seem to stop "them"...

[delt]

> Hey! Porcine girls need lovin too!!

... but they gotta pay!

[danastas]

Porcine girls you make the rockin world go round...

The 3 inch away thing is scary.

But I'm here in Buffalo, a town where the name for porcine girls is
girls.

[TreeFitty]

Unfortunately, it's the half-wit teens and tweens who treat music stores as youth centers who ruin it for everyone.
Sure, it's fun to play with things you can't neccessarily afford - guitars, cars, strippers - but at some point, you have to take out your wallet or take a walk.

[paulbag]

[QUOTE=But I'm here in Buffalo, a town where the name for porcine girls is girls.[/QUOTE]



thats awesome!!!

[Rsmacker]

I have also noticed this particular phenomenon, it obviously being of the global variety.

My particular way of interacting with these troglodytes is to urinate with mirth and declare loudly that my penile appendage is heavier than the riff they are trying to impress/scare me with. A fitting finale is to inform them that my pubes were longer than their hair when I was their age, and far cooler.

The issue with the "well-fed" young ladies is, I'm sorry to say, ambiguous for me. They do have all the characteristics of a moped - great for a ride, but you wouldn't tell your mates about it.
Whilst I certainly don't relish being discovered porking such women, provided they don't sweat too much they can be admirable sparring partners. Indeed, I have partaken in several of the aforementioned "menages-a-trios", and enjoyed every second of it.......until the point of ejaculation, when my self-respect returns with a vengeance. Alas, an erect member has no conscience.
That said, lifting a "belly apron" and trying to decide which fold to aim for does sometimes give me a tremor of anguish.

The message here, ladies, is this:

Stay out of the chip-shop, and get down the fucking gym. You are not "big-boned", you are a fat munter. Either sort it, or learn to be jolly.