An interesting phenomenon I have observed at music stores..have you seen this?

[Sunbane]

Didn't he say to use donuts or onion rings? :ROTF:

*beer through nose*

[Cleveland Metal]

Didn't he say to use donuts or onion rings? :ROTF:

Oh yeah! Hehe...

Problem is Bill eats em before the chicks get a chance...

[Endrik]

he also said that some chubby chick ate pizza at the same time when she was blowing him

[Spivonious]

Belly apron?

Tin-can full of bees?

You guys are killing me here! :ROTF: :ROTF:

[khabibissell]

I have noticed lately that almost every time I go into a music store I witness this bizarre ritual:

A gent, generally of young or "youngish" age, playing downtuned metal, usually chugging on an Ibanez or Schecter..sometimes a Jackson. He will be accompanied by his paramour, who 9 out of 10 times is a bit on the porcine side of the coin. What makes this ritual even more bizarre, is that the hefty concubine of the musical blacksmith will sit in extreme proximity to her consort and stare at him intently while he plays.

I have witnessed this on more than one occassion, in several stores. This ritual was performed by different cast members on each occasion.

Is this something new? Has anyone else been privy to this bizarre mating riitual?

Every time I see it, I stand there, mouth agape and fascinated.

Mike

It's okay... keep practicing and you'll get there too.



















jk!

[fr0sty]

I needed a thread like this! :ROTF:

[zeegler]

I wish I had something to say, I really do. :ROTF:

[Freyr]

Haha, this thread made my day.

PS: This occurance has invaded the northern barrior as well, many such sightings can be seen.

And on that note... has anyone thought about doing a tour group... you know, you can take the non-musicians vacationers into your local music store, and for $15 they can go "whale watching".

[Special-K]

My girl likes when I play guitar...
But, I still don`t bore her with it when we go into a guitar/music
shop...
Of course if there is a new Jackson or new amp I have to try it...

[Number Of The Priest]

But John don't you remember Bill's posts about fat chicks and blowjobs?

Didn't he say to use donuts or onion rings? :ROTF:

Oh yeah! Hehe...

Problem is Bill eats em before the chicks get a chance...

Bill always boasts about his large wang, but to eat donuts or onion rings or whatever food item happens to be involved in this perverted game of "ring toss" whilst they are slotted upon said wang... I either wanna tell him to be careful not to poke an eye out, or careful not to chomp down too hard.

[Reverend Timmy]

We always called them "moonpigs " or "bushrhinos "... Fat Munter is hilarious,it just became my mother in law's new nickname...............

[El_Kabong]

Guitar shopping sounds hellish in America. How long until they supersize your packets of strings?

[Rupe]

Wow...I rarely venture down to this section of the forum but something drew me to it today. This is the best thread I've seen on this site in years!!! Lifting the "belly apron"...I threw up in my mouth a little bit

[ejs0614]

this was hilarious guys - thanks!

[Newc]

Nah.. Wrong on both counts probably...

I usually date youngins (last long term was 16 years younger and that's about the general target range for me), and I certainly have no money.

And, (not that I ever touch the porcine ones) I think the hefty ones just put up with more infidelity and BS than a hotty ever would... Although they are hungry for the "naughty bit", and will do a bit more to please.... At least untill they feel comfortable...

Or until the supply of snacks gets low, then they're off to the next guy that has a fuller stock of munchies.


And why do these Gawth kids buy their Gawth gear at the mall? When I was a young metalhead, we bought t-shirts from record stores and the holes in our jeans were from legitimate wear and tear, not from a factory in China

Now I can buy an AC/DC shirt in WalMart. WTF!?

Although I have seen this one Gawth trend - there's a couple of kids around here that appear to be wearing black parachute cargo pants with silver wallet-style chains and keyring hoops every couple of inches down the side, and no matter how many times you see them in this outfit, the pants still have that "shine" that new parachute pants have.
It fascinates me that such social outcasts could retain a sense of taking care of something they own.