An interesting phenomenon I have observed at music stores..have you seen this?

[paulbag]

well put...

[outsider666]

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: ......my sides hurt........:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: .. Bravo!!

[Chasbo]

What was that Bon Scott line in Whole Lotta Rosie?

"Aint no famous story
aint no skin and bones,
but you give it all you got, weighing in at 19 stones..."


Nugent also sang about a vertically challenged lady and sang

"Bitch, don't sit on my face!"

Of course Ted is much more matter of fact about things...

Yeah baby!

chuck

[VitaminG]

I have also noticed this particular phenomenon, it obviously being of the global variety.

Global indeed! I too have witnessed this phenomenon. Although, the girl is just as likely to be wafer thin as overtly porcine. I sometimes have to look twice to determine if said self-proclaimed "guitar hero" is accompanied by 16 year old fence paling (white, thin, straight-sided) dressed in Emily the Strange t-shirt and torn fishnets, or by a 12 year old boy.

A couple of guitar store visits ago, I sat across the way with my back to black-haired metalhead, down-picking as fast as his skinny out of time right hand could carry him on some non-descript LTD through a tin can full of bumble bees. I plug a tobacco burst Strat into a Vox combo and start banging out a few Gary Moore-ish riffs (no embarrassingly clumsy attempts at meedley meedley from me!) when another slack-jawed young'un happens by. "Dude! Can you play Metallica?!" Now, I don't proclaim myself to be a particular good or talented musician, but the fact that I was in time, playing with a modicum of melody (ie. sort of musical) and with only a hint of distortion, seems to have captured the attention of this passing sapling. Either that or the dude was digging my bitchin' facial hair.

[Cleveland Metal]

Ya know G, maybe he was one of them there "fancy lads".

[VitaminG]

I didn't notice any ruffles of lace, but you may be right....

[JACKSONFREAK]

LOL whats the differance between a goth guy and a goth girl/.. about 150 lbs.. lol J/K *ducks* Yeah working at a GC i see this all the frikkin time. The guys at work and I still cant figure this out. What is it with hangin with the g/f while trying miserably to impress her with bad guitar playing. At times I've been known to plug in near or the other side of the riser and lest loose on a Squier. Or some other cheap guitar just because it's funnier that way. And let the kid have it with all 10 digits as I unleash the fakking Fury. LOL Usualy an EVH riff gets them every time. Like Eruption or Mean Streets intro. They usulay get the idea and leave. It works for when we want to close and there's still custys in the store wanking. LOL
Im funny that way.
Gil

[QuantumRider]

When I see a younger gal walking arm in arm with an older gentleman, I assume that she's after his money.

When I see a "healthy" gal walking arm in arm with a guy who doesn't look as well fed as she, I assume that she gives excellent head.

[T-Town]

Right on the head.

[Cleveland Metal]

When I see a younger gal walking arm in arm with an older gentleman, I assume that she's after his money.

When I see a "healthy" gal walking arm in arm with a guy who doesn't look as well fed as she, I assume that she gives excellent head.

Nah.. Wrong on both counts probably...

I usually date youngins (last long term was 16 years younger and that's about the general target range for me), and I certainly have no money.

And, (not that I ever touch the porcine ones) I think the hefty ones just put up with more infidelity and BS than a hotty ever would... Although they are hungry for the "naughty bit", and will do a bit more to please.... At least untill they feel comfortable...

[Endrik]

But John don't you remember Bill's posts about fat chicks and blowjobs?

[MBreinin]

I once courted a young lass who was certainly a bit fleshy. She was more than willing to give my hardware a washdown just about anytime, anywhere.

Mike

[MBreinin]

The issue with the "well-fed" young ladies is, I'm sorry to say, ambiguous for me. They do have all the characteristics of a moped - great for a ride, but you wouldn't tell your mates about it.
Whilst I certainly don't relish being discovered porking such women, provided they don't sweat too much they can be admirable sparring partners. Indeed, I have partaken in several of the aforementioned "menages-a-trios", and enjoyed every second of it.......until the point of ejaculation, when my self-respect returns with a vengeance. Alas, an erect member has no conscience.
That said, lifting a "belly apron" and trying to decide which fold to aim for does sometimes give me a tremor of anguish.

The message here, ladies, is this:

Stay out of the chip-shop, and get down the fucking gym. You are not "big-boned", you are a fat munter. Either sort it, or learn to be jolly.

Ok, this is a fucking classic. I love English slang. "Fat Munter", that one being added to my lexicon post-haste.

Mike

[Cleveland Metal]

But John don't you remember Bill's posts about fat chicks and blowjobs?

I'd say it's been about 20 some years since he's had one from anyone other than his current. He's down for the count on that advice, hehe...

[toejam]

But John don't you remember Bill's posts about fat chicks and blowjobs?

Didn't he say to use donuts or onion rings? :ROTF: