An interesting phenomenon I have observed at music stores..have you seen this?

[VitaminG]

Bill always boasts about his large wang, but to eat donuts or onion rings or whatever food item happens to be involved in this perverted game of "ring toss" whilst they are slotted upon said wang... I either wanna tell him to be careful not to poke an eye out, or careful not to chomp down too hard.

I was more concerned about getting the hot fat the onion rings were cooked in anywhere near the "gear".

[mab8485]

I remember watching a Megadeth documentary where Dave said in the 80's when he was a starving musician, he'd shack up with fat girls because they always had food :ROTF:

[Cleveland Metal]

[mm2002]

This thread definitely started my day with a smile! Thanks guys!!

[kelly user]

has to be the funniest thing i've read all day, but i do admit some of us used our best vocabulary/slang which made it rather hard to laugh at some of the material.
the goth guy and goth girl was to funny because, theres is a rather heafty goth girl in my class right now and an pale stick like figure of a goth boy.

[KevinDguitar]

You'll notice to that most of the guys are either rail thin and white as milk..or they too are porcine.. there's safety in numbers.. a chunky girl will take a few good shots before going down to the mat...best to have someone who can "have your back" just in case fist ever start to fly!

[zeegler]

You'll notice to that most of the guys are either rail thin and white as milk..or they too are porcine.. there's safety in numbers.. a chunky girl will take a few good shots before going down to the mat...best to have someone who can "have your back" just in case fist ever start to fly!

Plus, if you have to run away, the hefty girls don't run as fast. :ROTF:

[charvelguy]

So you're saying next time I hit GC to get lucky I can leave the Axe body spray at home and just bring a pack of Twinkies instead?

[Number Of The Priest]

has to be the funniest thing i've read all day, but i do admit some of us used our best vocabulary/slang which made it rather hard to laugh at some of the material.

Are you kidding me? The sophisticated vernacular of the collective members of the JCF is eloquently hilarious!

Haw haw haw! You don't say, ol' boy!

[/snooty]

[QuantumRider]

Nah.. Wrong on both counts probably...

I usually date youngins (last long term was 16 years younger and that's about the general target range for me), and I certainly have no money.

And, (not that I ever touch the porcine ones) I think the hefty ones just put up with more infidelity and BS than a hotty ever would... Although they are hungry for the "naughty bit", and will do a bit more to please.... At least untill they feel comfortable...

Granted there are exceptions to: Age Difference=Gold Digger, but I think that generally the rule applies...

And you know the "healthy" girls didn't get that way by NOT putting everything in sight in their mouths (and then swallowing)

In any case, as I stated in my original post, those are just my "assumptions", which by definition aren't based on facts

[straycat]

I wondered when the reference to swallowing would show up.Whats up with the nose rings these girls are wearing?Are guys "Pen Hooking" their girls/cows now?

[Rsmacker]

Swallowing's over-rated.

Personally I'm developing a liking for "Fat Chick Bukkake".

There, think about that one next time you are knocking one out and reach the vinegar strokes.

[mm2002]

I wondered when the reference to swallowing would show up.Whats up with the nose rings these girls are wearing?Are guys "Pen Hooking" their girls/cows now?

Well, this brings up a question I just have to ask........
Why do all the fat ugly chicks have nose piercings?
Man, as if the gross over-weight thing isn't nasty enough, with all the sweaty un-manicured parts of their bodies I just know is there, now I have to look at that piercing and picture all the buggars stuck to the inside. Can't they just leave gross enough alone?
...or do they think it makes them look "wild" so someone will want to do them?
Hey, fat chicks make good friends, but I don't have the desire to get caught between the legs, or even worse, to get caught by friends in the process of doing them.
I'm really glad I'm married about now.

[texasfury]

Why do all the fat ugly chicks have nose piercings?

To take away the attention from the fat. Quite frankly, jewlery is for ugly people. The hotter the chick is naturally, the less skin and jewlery she needs to flaunt. That is THE TRUTH.

[El_Kabong]

Nah, fat chicks have nose piercings to look more like the cattle that they are.