Worst band name?

[Sunbane]

Children of Bodom (Oh, we are so evil)

*LOL* You don't know what Bodom is, do you?

[VitaminG]

knowing the story about Lake Bodom doesn't make the band name any less goofy

[MBreinin]

*LOL* You don't know what Bodom is, do you?

Yeah, actually I do. Doesn't make a difference. Goofy.

[El_Kabong]

When I was 15, there was a band from Surrey, BC was callled A.O.T., Abortions on Toast. Their big tune was, "We wanna buttfuck".

[Nuclear Vampire]

I hate pretty much any band name where shit is spelled wrong like all those hair bands mentioned before.

But the absolute WORST band name of all time is FAIRYLAND http://www.fairyland-metal.com/

Like wtf were you idiots thinking? That it's a cool name? That it's badass and metal and it rocks? What the hell is wrong with you?

[toejam]

knowing the story about Lake Bodom doesn't make the band name any less goofy

I'm starting a band in a similar vain... it's gonna be called Children of Crystal Lake. The album is gonna be called Are You Scared Yet? :ROTF:

[Cybersavior]

HippieTim, careful. You are a prophet and may not realize it. Don't modify your behavior and hilarity will ensue.

[El_Kabong]

I'm starting a band in a similar vain... it's gonna be called Children of Crystal Lake. The album is gonna be called Are You Scared Yet? :ROTF:

Make sure the band comes from Methopotamia.

[skorb]

AC has the best song titles.

"I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant"
"I went back in time and voted for hitler"
"I noticed that you're gay"
"You look divorced"
"Van full of retards"
"I Became A Rape Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They asked For It "

:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
shit that's funny

[skorb]

Oh, man..there are so many!

Violent Femmes
KORN (whenever I hear this name I think of corn stuck in my shit, which is about as good as this band is)
Staind
Reach Around Rodeo Clowns (great band, shitty name)
Dragonforce (although I am sure that is tongue in cheek)
Wolf Mother (pathetic name)
Buck Cherry (WTF?)
Papa Roach (I hate roaches, and I hate your band)
Limp Bizkit (need I say more?)
W.A.S.P. (yeah, I know what it stands for and it still sucks ass)
Jackyl (lame, chainsaw and all)
Skid Row (love the band, hate the name)
Firehouse (should have been called Fag House)
Stryper (encourages instant regurgitation)
Mighty Mighty Bosstones (please spare me)
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (see above)
Sepultura (I don't like band names I have to concentrate on to pronounce)
Children of Bodom (Oh, we are so evil)
Bush (just sucks, period)
Blink 182 (WTF does that mean?)
The Cure (yeah, there is a cure..it is called PROZAC you moping fuck)
Better Than Ezra (No, you are worse than Ezra, trust me)

Oh, I could go on and on..because most band names suck.

Mike

+ 1,000,000

best post ever! :ROTF:

[charvelguy]

Bush/Cheney-'04

[atomic charvel guy]

Oh, man..there are so many!

Violent Femmes
KORN (whenever I hear this name I think of corn stuck in my shit, which is about as good as this band is)
Staind
Reach Around Rodeo Clowns (great band, shitty name)
Dragonforce (although I am sure that is tongue in cheek)
Wolf Mother (pathetic name)
Buck Cherry (WTF?)
Papa Roach (I hate roaches, and I hate your band)
Limp Bizkit (need I say more?)
W.A.S.P. (yeah, I know what it stands for and it still sucks ass)
Jackyl (lame, chainsaw and all)
Skid Row (love the band, hate the name)
Firehouse (should have been called Fag House)
Stryper (encourages instant regurgitation)
Mighty Mighty Bosstones (please spare me)
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (see above)
Sepultura (I don't like band names I have to concentrate on to pronounce)
Children of Bodom (Oh, we are so evil)
Bush (just sucks, period)
Blink 182 (WTF does that mean?)
The Cure (yeah, there is a cure..it is called PROZAC you moping fuck)
Better Than Ezra (No, you are worse than Ezra, trust me)

Oh, I could go on and on..because most band names suck.

Mike

Mike,
not bad on the Korn call there, you're hot as a pistol on that. I lived and hung out with them on occaision in Huntington beach befoe they became what we all wish we had, but anyway, back to your call. the singer jonathon Davis came up with the name because he worked in a funeral home, and he happened to notice in the digestive tract that corn was the only thing that was still intact , and that's how the name came about , miserable as it sounds. Congratulations, you've won the dog food and the buick, right this way , good call-lol
That's what Munkey told me anyway.

[toejam]

the singer jonathon Davis came up with the name because he worked in a funeral home, and he happened to notice in the digestive tract that corn was the only thing that was still intact , and that's how the name came about , miserable as it sounds.

It would have taken a different turn if he'd found a peanut. :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

would they have been called Goober then?

[circle of the tyrants]

Grim Reaper
Mudvayne
Him
Faster Pussycat
The Strokes
Catt Butt
Hell Yeah
Green Day
Hootie and the Blowfish
Tool (great band, but I still think it sounds phallic)
Anything with numbers like Blink 182, Third Eye Blind, Matchbox 20,Seven Mary Three, Ben Folds Five, etc., etc.
Helloween
Hoobastank
Switchfoot
Pearl Jam
Silverchair
Days of the New

I'm sure I'll have to revisit this thread again later. I haven't been awake long enough to think yet.