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I keep the bible in a pool of blood
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Haha that was hilarious"This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!" -
I want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
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pros actually do songs that way... I remember there was this party where Elton John was one of the guests, there was a piano and someone said hey John make a song about refrigerator, John just sat on the chair and started playing, he instantly created a tune about the fridge and food wich could be a big hit by improvising"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Haha, he should have said: "Oh, hello sir, very nice to hear you're a fan of mine. Will you please excuse me while i turn around towards the piano and improvise a tune to humiliate you in front of all these people and completely ruin your stand-up career?"
"It wasn't the world being round that agitated people, but that the world wasn't flat. [ ... ]
The truth will seem utterly preposterous, and its speaker, a raving lunatic."Comment
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I thought it was funny that he said that he had 6 million viewers and Bowie was oh so it isn't going so well. The guy on his cell phone was hilarious.I keep the bible in a pool of blood
So that none of its lies can affect meComment
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