fett's New Trailer

[RacerX]

I'll resist a joke about meat here....

[fett]

I'll resist a joke about meat here....

It's no joke about the meat. I didn't do it with this gal, but I have given away "Cheap Meat" to two other very nice ladies I meet on my rounds. They just loved it.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: My new love showed me a Samsonite Carry-on bag she really wanted. As an employee, she would have to wait 3 days to buy it. I am so in love with her, I told her I would buy it and give it to her. She was stoked and the smiles were just amazing. We had to figure out a way for her to get it without raising suspicion. She gave me her keys and I put the bag in the trunk of her car.:ROTF: Being the smooth guy that I am, I went back into the store and said very loudly; "Did anyone drop their keys in the parking lot?". She looked at me like WTF?:ROTF: I whispered; "Just say, Yes". She got it and we had a great hoot. That was the best $2.99+tx I have ever spent.

[RacerX]

Smoove!


Did you get a prepaid cell yet? Ya know, so you can, like, call her?

and vicey versa

[fett]

She's too hot for me. She is super-model beautiful and I'm afraid she knows it. Brains; looks; personality and the whole nine yards. What the fuk is she doing working at a thriftstore? She is so much like me, except for the beautiful part , that we could not possibly handle it. At least, I can't. She scares me.

[RacerX]

If she is that hot, then other dudes think like what you just posted. She is probably lonely.
Man up, get confident and ask her out, dude! Whatcha got to lose?!

[fett]

I have done the beauty queen thing in highschool. I had to be bitch slapped by all my friends because I didn't realize that she wanted me to ask her to the Senior Ball. I really am a very shy person still.

[RacerX]

[fett]

Pretty close. It was the "Ball from Hell". I would have better off taking Carrie.

[fett]

I am a one trick pony. I had my mate for life and I have outlived her by almost 20 years. This is she on our wedding day in 1978. But, I have to admit the juices are stirring now. But, I won't do anything about it.

[Cleveland Metal]

She's very nice Fett. Very tragic how it all worked out, I'm sorry...

Just remember, you have a lot of love to give and not giving it is a tragedy also tho. Hey, 20 years bro, it's time!! In other words, get those juices umm.. flowing! (ewww) Hehe...

Ya might get shot down, but hey, that's how it goes. Whip out the cheap meat and go again!

[kelly user]

alrighty bill, i know your name. tell me the name of this thrift store. i will call her and arrange a date for the both of yous'.

[VitaminG]

"hey, you see my friend over there? He thinks you're cute"

[Cleveland Metal]

alrighty bill, i know your name. tell me the name of this thrift store. i will call her and arrange a date for the both of yous'.

"hey, you see my friend over there? He thinks you're cute"

That sorta stuff creeps women out I think. If you aren't strong enough to TCB yourself, what good will you be in other situations? Their genetics will tell them to be creeped out and you will be eliminated from the list of possibles.

Pick on her like you would a little girl in the playground... It's the quickest way to build attraction. Find a little something about her and give her shit about it in a playful way. After seeing if she plays, then invite her for a coffee withyou after work.

Simple and effective.

[fett]

She was there again today. She wanted to show me her bumps. I can't make this shit up.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[lerxstcat]

Fett, just flirt and hit on her man! All she can do is say no and she'll still be flattered, and respect you for having the gumption to try!

You don't have to marry her,maybe she'll go out with you just for fun. And when other women see you with a hot women, they get interested too. she could be bait for others, or she might really like you.

Better make a clean spot in the trailer though, in case she's hot to trot!