fett's New Trailer

[fett]

I'm too shy. But, I am "The Man" in her eyes.

[Cleveland Metal]

I almost got my love's phone number. She offered it to me. As she was writiing it down, I told her I didn't have a phone. She stopped after the first 2 digits.

Sigh....

[fett]

Gotcha.:ROTF: I told her that I would be the laughing-stock of our board if I didn't get that number. She gave it to me. Here is why I'm "The Man". Some asshole hit her car on the front fender right near the driverside door. She couldn't open the door after that. She would have to climb across to the pass door to get out. I watched her do that. It was great.:ROTF: So, today, I told her I would like to fix the door. But I was afraid to do that in the parking lot in case it wouldn't work. I tried the door and and I knew I could do it. Went back into the store and got a tire iron and just pryed out the dent that was stopping the door from opening. Wala.:ROTF:

[fett]

I'm depressed. I talked to my love today and the POS new manager is gunning for her. It seems to be OK for him to be full of bullshit. She slings it right back at him. I think it's a good thing I have her phone number.

[RacerX]

Give It To Me

[fett]

Look. I can't believe I did what I did. Go ride a bicycle. I just changed my font and I don't know how I did it.

[RacerX]

You just hit the I
which stands for Italicize

[RacerX]

Now make a pun.

[fett]

It's all better now. God, I hate computers. Like in Eyetalian?

[RacerX]

Look, I already have the address to the store. Just give me her pic & name. I'll take over, dude.

[fett]

You can't handle this one. She's as crazy as I am. And way better looking.

[RacerX]

I can handle crazy, believe me.











Alternate response "I like how you handle yourself"

[fett]

This lady is Showgirl beautiful. And wacky as hell. I fixed her car door and she thinks I'm a saint. She is the type of woman where men makes idiots of themselves. But, I am a genuine idiot and that's why she loves me.:ROTF:

[VitaminG]

did you fix the door 'Trailerpark Boys' style, and just remove it?

[fett]

Tire iron.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: She thinks I'm a fucking genius.