fett's New Trailer

[S-man]

Is this the woman from the store?

[shobet]

The "New" love of my life is a widow. I'm a widower. Now, I am really in love.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Has she seen your helmet?

[fett]

Is this the woman from the store?

Yes. She is soooo sweet. She has a brain and everything. And I mean "Everything".

[fett]

Has she seen your helmet?

No, she hasn't. But, I'll bet you she would think it was funny as hell. God. She's tall; thin; has great attachments and has a killer voice and smile. If I weren't such a dink, I would jump over the counter and swoop her away in my Areostar.

[Rich#6]

then stop being a dink and sweep that woman off her feet!

[fett]

I already have. But, I just don't know what to do. I am so "Old School". I'm scaring me. I may just do something. But, I have been through a lot and I know I am just pipe dreaming.

[shobet]

Fortune favours the brave as they say.

[fett]

Ah. To be young . I'm not whining. But, I am afraid. She would have to throw herself at me. Great strory: "Here's my neighbor lady that just looked great. Very German. We had been neighbors for years. Then one summer day she comes to my house in one of those summer dresses that just have elastic around the boobs. And, boy did she have boobs. So, we are standing in my kitchen and she plants a big one on my lips and flops her top. What was I to do? It's a long story but Peter can tell it better than I.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I don't make up stories. It's a fact. Jack.

[shobet]

Ah. To be young . I'm not whining. But, I am afraid. She would have to throw herself at me. Great strory: "Here's my neighbor lady that just looked great. Very German. We had been neighbors for years. Then one summer day she comes to my house in one of those summer dresses that just have elastic around the boobs. And, boy did she have boobs. So, we are standing in my kitchen and she plants a big one on my lips and flops her top. What was I to do? It's a long story but Peter can tell it better than I.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

I'd hardly class myself as young I have greying pubic hair, but I do understand fear and what it can stop you doing.

But I faced mine (long story, I'll save you the boredom) and now I have a fucking fantastic partner (coincidentally German and as mad as a hatter, but hey ho life is fun) who I love to bits.

I'm not going to patronise you by offering advice but I'd hate to have to look back at the end of my days and wonder "what if?", shit I've just been patronising haven't I, you have my permission to taunt me mercilessly.

[fett]

Yeah. There can be no web advice. I don't know you and I don't know me. But, if I were me, I may want to explore this a little further.

[shobet]

What do you have to lose, your boyish good looks

I best run and hide now, you have a hat with cow horns on it, plus one of them beard things that you can hide ninja things in.

[S-man]

Ah. To be young . I'm not whining. But, I am afraid. She would have to throw herself at me. Great strory: "Here's my neighbor lady that just looked great. Very German. We had been neighbors for years. Then one summer day she comes to my house in one of those summer dresses that just have elastic around the boobs. And, boy did she have boobs. So, we are standing in my kitchen and she plants a big one on my lips and flops her top. What was I to do? It's a long story but Peter can tell it better than I.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I don't make up stories. It's a fact. Jack.

I got it like that too. I'd rather let them come to me....but sometimes you should just take the initiative or you may regret it.

I say go for it....at your age, even if you sound stupid or something, it should still be OK.

[fett]

This is what you guys don't get. I am old enough to act stupid and get away with it. They trully love me out there. Because I am the one they want to be but they can't. So I let them bash me. It's a hard task for a Viking god-like person to just let a person be a person.

[shobet]

You're just Thor!




Can you see what I did there, can you?

[VitaminG]

You're just Thor!

may he thould rub thome ointment on it.