fett's New Trailer

[FusionFarmer]

Wanna see my guitar collection? WTF, its worth a shot,

[fett]

I am the "King" when it comes to flirting. Women just love what I do. I mean they just "Relax". It's scary. Me and my love were moaning about aches and pains and getting old. She was wearing one of those low straight across the front tops and came at me wanting to show her bare front like right where a cop would wear a badge. I didn't know what to do. With my vision, I would have had to get within 3 inches to see the little skin bumps she was talking about. :ROTF: I just could not do that.:ROTF: She even knows my name and I didn't tell here.:ROTF: I am so in love.

[shobet]

I am the "King" when it comes to flirting. Women just love what I do. I mean they just "Relax". It's scary. Me and my love were moaning about aches and pains and getting old. She was wearing one of those low straight across the front tops and came at me wanting to show her bare front like right where a cop would wear a badge. I didn't know what to do. With my vision, I would have had to get within 3 inches to see the little skin bumps she was talking about. :ROTF: I just could not do that.:ROTF: She even knows my name and I didn't tell here.:ROTF: I am so in love.

I think she want's to touch you in your trousers!

[fett]

She wears a women's size 11 shoe. If I had to guess, she's 36-28-34. With legs than are this _______ long.

[kelly user]

fett get with that..........

[kelly user]

That sorta stuff creeps women out I think. If you aren't strong enough to TCB yourself, what good will you be in other situations? Their genetics will tell them to be creeped out and you will be eliminated from the list of possibles.

Pick on her like you would a little girl in the playground... It's the quickest way to build attraction. Find a little something about her and give her shit about it in a playful way. After seeing if she plays, then invite her for a coffee withyou after work.

Simple and effective.

that would seem funny......" hello is (insert name here) working right, can i talk to her"

" hello"

" hello my name is eric, i am from texas, i am one of Bill's buddies. he wants to bum fuck you, but is to shy to ask, how about helping the ol' viking out."..............................................














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[fett]

I think I'll keep doing what I am doing and see what happens. Probably nothing will. But that's OK, too.

[fett]

Oh. Oh. I sold an old Rogers snare drum to a dude and he just e-mailed me that he received it. He said he will leave "Feedback" later. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...5119&rd=1&rd=1 I'm feeling "Negative Waves" here.

[fett]

Here's an update on my "love life " So, my love is there and we did our flirting thing. She dares me to tell her how old she is. Being smoooooth, I don't go there.:ROTF: Turns out she's 49. So, I tell her to guess my age. She waffles around 48 to 52. I tell her I almost 57. She states; "You don't look that old." Then I tell her I'm a widower. (I already knew she is a widow.) It's a long story, but, Boy, are we alike. It's getting really scary.

[Cleveland Metal]

Dude, just face it, it's probably on!!! Seems like go to me.

You really have to ask her to "join" you for a some coffee or tea after work one day!

Just do it!

[fett]

It's interesting. She has been a widow just about as long as I have been a widower. Almost 20 years. While, I haven't "found" anyone, she has been engaged 3 times in that period of time, but she just couldn't go through with it. I'm sure they have written books about this. All I know, is we both committed to the "One" and we were left standing while they died. Her husband was 30. My wife was 38. If you haven't been there, you just don't know what that is like. Having that happen is Post Tramatic Stress Disorder in Spades. Jack the Riffer, I wish you the best.

[kelly user]

do you ever make any money on the bay, they rape you will unbelievable fees , i sold a item for 500 and got over $60 in fees. WTF!

[fett]

Sure, I do. It's all a matter of "cost basis".

[Cleveland Metal]

Cost Basis??

[RacerX]

Yeah, fett buys low and sells high. Any exorbitant fees just get subtracted from his enormous profit margin...

ie, buy a pan for $10, sell it for $150 and you don't worry so much about fees.