fett's New Trailer

[Cleveland Metal]

I need a bunch of those $10 pans to sell for $150, haha....

[fett]

Yeah, fett buys low and sells high. Any exorbitant fees just get subtracted from his enormous profit margin...

ie, buy a pan for $10, sell it for $150 and you don't worry so much about fees.

That about sums it up.

[Cleveland Metal]

Fett, the Ebay Tycoon....

[fett]

It's all in the hunt.:ROTF: It's just what an old fart with no life does.

[Cleveland Metal]

Grab that chickie and get a life then!

[fett]

Here's an update. fett the Feta man. First off, I weighed myself on a genuine Physician's Scale at one of the thriftstores. 283 with all my clothes on. I hope to God that my clothes and shoes weigh 13 pounds. So, I go to my sweetheart's store in a not-so-good mood. I tell her that I am fat and not a happy camper. She says I am not fat and I look well proportioned. Now, back to the Feta. I bought 3 7oz $5.69 blocks of Feta cheese for $3. Being really really smooth, I asked her if she liked Feta. She patted her tummy and said yes. So, I gave her fett's Feta and she was stoked.:ROTF: I love that lady.

[FusionFarmer]

I betcha anything, shes thinking "That guy is sweet, I wish he'd ask me out"

[Cleveland Metal]

Man, somethin about feta cheese migrates its way down to the naughty bits...

I dated a pretty little greek girl for a while who ate a LOT of feta cheese. She was very very clean and healthy (down south), yet there was something that smelled of feta in the "box" that wasn't a refrigerator.... Bummed me out bad...

I broke up with her over that... Sucks, she treated me like a king.

So, be warned if ya get lucky anytime soon. Hahaha...

[fett]

At $13+ a pound, I don't worry too much. And then she tells me that she used to work at casinos. Now, that's where the really smooooooooth guys are.:ROTF: I am positive she has never met anyone like me.

[kelly user]

anything new

[RacerX]

I am still waiting for a pic of this honey....

[kelly user]

I am still waiting for a pic of this honey....

yes fett, you have failed to deliver the goods, i'll get the cement...........

[fett]

Here she is. :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[kelly user]

[fett]

I got a "Sign from God" today. And, I'm not sure how to interpret it. So, I park my van at one of my thriftstores and get out. Lying on the ground in the next parking space is this yellow thing. Turns out it's a full-size Bible. It was a little soggy because it had been outside overnight. It's in my van drying out. Maybe that's what the message is, "Read the Bible and dry out."