fett's New Trailer

[Rich#6]

Maybe that's what the message is, "Read the Bible and dry out."

Maybe:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: . Just as long as it doesn't tell you to stay away from us heathens on the JCF.

[fett]

I'm supposed to be smittened with you guys. As in; "I have smittened you with my mighty Viking god-like sword.":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[FusionFarmer]

"Fett the modern day Thor,
went to the store,
only to find guidions bible,,,, doop doody do doo da da da dop dop doop doody do do do da da da.....

[fett]

I'd read the sucker, but the print is too small. I'm already an ordained Minister, so I already know all that stuff. :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: The Farmer goes to Hell. That was a good one. The "Cheap Meat Snag of the Day". Two 2 packs of pork medallions wrapped in bacon. Regular price per pack. $3.69. fett's price? 79 cents per package. Maybe God loves me afterall.

[Cleveland Metal]

So, just how do you Christian guys properly dispose of an old bible that is wet and stinky. Ya bury or burn it? Or just toss it out in a thrift store parking lot? Hmmm....

[fett]

I don't know about them. But, I picked it up and will dry it out.

[fett]

My love is a beefeater.:ROTF: I'm was getting a little backed up with "Cheap Meat" , but how could I not buy a $14 Angus Bottom Round roast for $3.75? It was 99cents a pound.:ROTF: So, we get to talking. And I had this roast I just bought. It's her's now. It's actually kinda sad. She told me that when she gets off work, she goes to the Food Bank. I know what it is like.

[kelly user]

who is "her" thrift lady, or the supermarket lady, and if it is the thrift lady, WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WALK IN TO A THRIFT STORE CARRYING MEAT!!!!!!

[Cleveland Metal]

Quit giving her THAT meat, you're blowing the giving her of the other meat!

[fett]

who is "her" thrift lady, or the supermarket lady, and if it is the thrift lady, WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU WALK IN TO A THRIFT STORE CARRYING MEAT!!!!!!

It was in my van. I was done looking around and we got to chatting. I just went out, got the bag went back in a gave it to her. You can't eat flowers.

[Cleveland Metal]

Ehhh... Never buy chicks flowers till you can't escape it. Unless it's really proper timing, flowers, dinners, and um... free meat (ugh, is there really a proper time to hand a chick a hunk of meat?) , handing out gifts make you look just like every other chump sniffing around her.

[fett]

Chump!!! Does that mean I have to go down there and take back the 5 boxes of Jimmy Deans I just gave her? They were 25 cents a box.:ROTF: She is just a nice person. She puts up with me. So she cooked the roast and her daughter commented that it was a little overdone. She said her daughter couldn't make an ice cube sandwich. Alas, I have to love her from afar . If you guys think for a second that I would become involved with her with a 21 year old methhead daughter around her neck................ That's what is trully sad.

[RacerX]

Just bang her

[kelly user]

put the meat to her..........

[VitaminG]

It was in my van. I was done looking around and we got to chatting. I just went out, got the bag went back in a gave it to her. You can't eat flowers.

ah, the old "come out to my van & I'll give you my meat" trick. It never worked for me, but good on you for giving it a go.