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i'm a youngblood, get off your ass, finish the tele, and go get yourself, a nice ham hock and drive on over to the thrift store, and lay it on her.
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"slappy, slappy" bill sings, happily, as he dick slaps random people on the streets of Cleveland. -
Gem or no gem, forget being scared... You only live once. You'll look back on it and go "what was I thinking!?"Comment
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especially as you watch her bare ass saunter off to the shower after a sweaty session...
hey, I know 50 pretty well. My mum turned 50 just a couple of years ago.
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Is that why my ass hurts?!?Originally posted by fett View PostI'm supposed to be smittened with you guys. As in; "I have smittened you with my mighty Viking god-like sword.":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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you better do it fett, or it will and she will be thanking you for sending that young stallion over the other night
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:ROTF:Originally posted by fett View Post
"Er, I write about you on this online message board"
"Really?"
"Yes, 7,000 dudes are telling me to jump your bones, but I don't know what to do...:
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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Ziiiing!
Originally posted by RacerX View Post:ROTF:
"Er, I write about you on this online message board"
"Really?"
"Yes, 7,000 dudes are telling me to jump your bones, but I don't know what to do...:
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:ROTF: Ohhhh Man...Originally posted by RacerX View Post:ROTF:
"Er, I write about you on this online message board"
"Really?"
"Yes, 7,000 dudes are telling me to jump your bones, but I don't know what to do...:
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I left the bones part out.
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That seems to be the norm...
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Flash~~ Cheap Meat Update:ROTF: . You know those Angus ground beef packets? Those 1 pound bricks. I think they sell for $5 per pack. Maybe a little less. But, not for Minnie Meat.:ROTF: :ROTF: I just got 12 packs for $3.00. Gave them all to the dau-in-law. I saved 95%
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Do you tell the people you give the meat to that it's cheap, old?, meat?sigpicComment
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Sure, I do.
I buy the meat at about 8AM and deliver by 9:30AM. I have a set route. They get the meat as a gift and immediately get it into the fridge. Doesn't everyone do that?
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