fett's New Trailer

[fett]

No, just drunk. This is way past my bedtime PDT but now I'm going to hyperdrive.:ROTF:

[fett]

STEAK of the DAY- One bone-in Ribeye 1.25 lbs. Retail Price-$13.41. fetts Price- 96 cents. . And another great quote from my love. I was complaining that my back hurt. It does from getting in and out of my Areostar. She came back with, and I quote: "How do you have sex with a bad back?' She really is funny.:ROTF:

[Rich#6]

she set it up for you again you should have said "you want me to show you?"

[fett]

Nah. She's just a little goofy. Make that, a lot goofy.

[RacerX]

"Very carefully"

[fett]

I didn't even have a snappy comeback.

[FusionFarmer]

the come back is "just like old people,,, slowly,,,,,
"so ya gotta weak back, when did ya first notice this?"
"Oh, about a week back"

[Cleveland Metal]

She came back with, and I quote: "How do you have sex with a bad back?' She really is funny.:ROTF:

Dude, are you just oblivious to the fact that she wants the REAL Fett meat? She couldn't make it much more obvious. And you're blowing it off.

Ya know, my buddy had two basset hounds once and they couldn't figure out how to get it on either. She'd be all ready for him, my bud would set the male up on top and he'd doof around and just never get it. He was oblivious to what was up. However, at least the basset hound would go around and hump her face pretty well. We thought that was funny and sort typical, but still didn't get her any satisfaction...

This woman of yours is wanting some satisfaction I'm thinking....

[fett]

You have to be there to understand. She is a very complicated person with a past from hell. And, I really mean that. I think we will just play the friend thing and have a fun time doing it. I still love her. But, she's ...............

[fett]

Speaking of backs. She did some wierd double jointed thing with her back. Right there at the cash register. Told ya she is Spiderwoman. And a little goofy.

[Jack The Riffer]

Dude she's showing you her flexibility. Take her home and bend her like a Gumby doll!!!

[FusionFarmer]

If you don't do something soon. she'll probably end up with some trashy guy who'll treat her like crap, she's more than likely lonely, do her a favor, just a simple take her out to a movie as "friends" (don't let that stay the relationship or you'll never get anywhere) actually the old wanna get a sandwich? line works great too, lunch dates are not threatening to women and they usually go for it. Double jointed back, damn that could be fun

[Cleveland Metal]

Fett, save her from herself.

Don't ask her out directly. Just tell her you're planning on getting a sandwich or a cup of coffee somewhere and that she should go. Takes the edge off.

Sounds like she's she'd follow you anywhere about now tho bro. Get it while she's wet for ya... Put if off and she'll get salty. Prolly figures you're playing with someone else.

[toejam]

Prolly figures you're playing with someone else.

More likely she figures he's gay by now for not making a move. :ROTF:

[Cleveland Metal]

Well... I didn't wanna "say" that, but well...