fett's New Trailer

[kelly user]

i think ol' fetty boy is past his prime, we have to take him behind the shed..........

i think it pretty much a lost cause by now.

[shobet]

What do you want to do to Fett behind the shed?

Will it involve a prophylactic?

[fett]

I just found out that my love is a compulsive cleaner. That is the last thing I needed to hear. I have been a slob all my life. I tried to change. Honest. But, that's not me. It's a "Nice to see you" kind of thing now. But, it sure is fun.

[fett]

I hate my fucking neighbors. My Latin-American friends use water like there was no tomorrow. They hose down the street. They wash their cars with a free running hose and let the water just run down the drain in buckets. I just hate the MF's for wasting water. Welcome, to the US of "we are running out of water" A.

[Cleveland Metal]

I just found out that my love is a compulsive cleaner. That is the last thing I needed to hear. I have been a slob all my life. I tried to change. Honest. But, that's not me. It's a "Nice to see you" kind of thing now. But, it sure is fun.

Ditching it cuz she's too clean... yer nuts...

[fett]

I haven't dished her. (That's a pun ) I'm still thinking. But, right now I'm hating my neighbors. :ROTF: :ROTF: If we were to match up, we would be "Frosted Flakes". I love being an ass.

[Cleveland Metal]

Don't think to hard or too long, haha... She digs you... Get with it ya slacker.

[fett]

And stop calling me "fetty". There is member that has that name and has probably been tramatized. The only other name that I find acceptable is "fettster". I'm so anal nothing will fit.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[fett]

Don't think to hard or too long, haha... She digs you... Get with it ya slacker.

I know she digs me, it's the long hard thing I have to think about. The last time I checked, when you put the key in the lock all hell can break loose.

[Cleveland Metal]

Hey, life's a wild ride. But ya only get one run...

Like Nike says... Just do it.

[fett]

Cleve. She is as crazy as I am. How can that work?

[Cleveland Metal]

That's the best. Get er done!

[fett]

That's what scares me. We are like two pees in a urinal. That's profound. You have to be here.

[toejam]

I just found out that my love is a compulsive cleaner. That is the last thing I needed to hear. I have been a slob all my life. I tried to change. Honest. But, that's not me.

So just invite her over to your trailer and have her clean it for you. :ROTF:

[kelly user]

And stop calling me "fetty". There is member that has that name and has probably been tramatized. The only other name that I find acceptable is "fettster". I'm so anal nothing will fit.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

speaking of which, i haven't seen the dude around. fettster, fettmaester, i dunno.