fett's New Trailer

[fett]

That's why I don't work.

[Cleveland Metal]

Wow, yeah, that lady sounds a bit weird... Then again, she lives near you and knows you... Hmmm...

[fett]

My sweet neighbor lady?

[kelly user]

i think cleveland wants you to get intimate with someone or something before you kick the bucket.

[fett]

I'd die first before I got into a relationship for real. It's a long sad story. I'm done with that. But, that doesn't mean I can't love my backstreet girl.

[Cleveland Metal]

Your neighbors know you, and are immediately concerned you may want to hurt yourself when you start giving stuff away, hehe...

[Cleveland Metal]

i think cleveland wants you to get intimate with someone or something before you kick the bucket.

Yeah, that too...

[fett]

Some people care about me. Not many. Just some.:ROTF:

[fett]

I just gave her the lamp. She just about had a orgasim.:ROTF: She could not get over how cool it is. She hugged me twice. That was nice. She said it could be worth as much as $1,000. Oh well, it only cost me $14.:ROTF: She is beyond happy. I like making people happy. And now she has to go and get a blood transfusion.

[kelly user]

weren't you selling that a while back, or something similar to it.

[fett]

Yep, but there were no takers. I made this nice lady very happy. She's dying.

[fett]

I got a very nice gift from them worth about $120.

[Cleveland Metal]

See, you're loved...

[fett]

I almost got my love's phone number. She offered it to me. As she was writiing it down, I told her I didn't have a phone. She stopped after the first 2 digits.

[marcus]

Don't they have payphones up where you are Fett? Or maybe your crazy neighbors would let you borrow theirs You need to get that number!