fett's New Trailer

[fett]

I don't talk to those people.:ROTF: I took German in highschool. I'm sure they won't have them at the same time. They are related, I think.

[marcus]

You don't know her like I do. That would cost me a fortune.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Most of the, um, frugal people I know with pay as you go phones leave them off all the time unless they need to make a call. If you do this, however, I think it will make you lose your ladyfriend real quick :ROTF:

[RacerX]

In the next episode... Fett gets domesticated...

[fett]

I have to be fair. My neighbors parked their car right next to my bedroom window so they could have their yardsale yesterday. They just moved it in 5 seconds. Maybe they have figured out why I was upset when they would let it idle for 5 minutes.

[fr0sty]

I may regret posting this, but I dreamed I visited Fetts trailer a couple weeks ago. I needed to use the can. It was very cramped and cluttered in there.

[fett]

Happy fucking Father's Day to me. My step dau-in-law said they were going to barb if weather was OK. It's OK. She said she would come get me at 5PM. It's now 6PM. No dau. Fuck that. I'm going to eat. It's OK. They do this shit all the time.

[kelly user]

happy fathers day bill, you raise one good looking kid, be proud.

[fett]

On a lighter note. My love told me how wierd it is being a member of or working for the SA. It's just amazing. I told her I am way too different. Now, I am really scared and I just wouldn't fit in. I can't explain it, but, trust me, it's a trip that I will choose to miss.

[fett]

Very sad news. My love quit yesterday.

[FusionFarmer]

sorry to hear that, I could just picture you in a red suit, ringing a bell, in front of a store, track her down or you'll regret it forever.

[fett]

Oh, the humanity!!!!! I have her phone number and no phone.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: I know I'm in love because I actually put her number in my wallet.

[Cleveland Metal]

Better keep in touch and find out where she goes man...

A phone would be good to do this with...

[fett]

I could always go to my neighbor and borrow her phone. The one I gave the lamp to.:ROTF: She would understand. We had a nice chat yesterday and she would probably get a kick out of hearing make a fool of myself.:ROTF:

[Rich#6]

Maybe she left the SA for you so you wouldn't have to change. I can't see you not drinking, smoking, your hair above your collar, and playing a trumpet.:ROTF:

[fett]

I change for nobody. She loves me for what I am.:ROTF: And it's a clarinet when it comes to blow jobs. I will call her. I promise. And, don't you say anything about my sax. You insenitive bastards.