fett's New Trailer

[fett]

Here's my trailer-trash yard. And here is the neighbors. All I did was turn around. No garden for them. I'm just being spiteful.

[fett]

I almost got pissed off today at the fleamarket today. I bought 3 gas RC engines and I was paying the guy. The seller was a little slow. He looked like David Crosby when he was in bad shape. Anyhow, some man picks up one of the boxes and starts to look at it. I said; "Sir, I'm buying that." I was nice. That prick said; "I don't see a "Sold" sign on it." What an asshole. I hate people,

[RacerX]

My response would've been "I don't see a Do Not BitchSlap sign on your head either!" Bwahahaha

[fett]

I was just shocked. That's why I go early and leave early. I just bought enough stuff to pay for another guitar for $15.

[fett]

My neighbors had a visitor at 6 this morning. It was a sheriff. I didn't call them. Honest. I have no idea what went on, but he was there for half an hour. There are, at least, 4 adults living in a singlewide and maybe 5. Stay tuned.

[fett]

I am so bored I thought I would share another "Cheap Meat Deal". I just snagged 2 12 pound Spiral Cut Hams for 99 cents each. I gave them away. God, I hope they don't die.

[Cleveland Metal]

I just snagged 2 12 pound Spiral Cut Hams for 99 cents each. I gave them away. God, I hope they don't die.

Did you tell them it was potentially toxic?

[fett]

I think, I am full of shit.

[Cleveland Metal]

Well, yeah...

[fett]

It's more involved than that. My down the sewer line nextdoor neighbor is having serious sewer problems. The way I eat I thought I'm may have been a partial cause. Turns out, they may have a broken pipe. So, now I can be FOS without feeling guilty.

[Cleveland Metal]

All that cheap meat blew out your neighbors sewer. Niiiiice...

[fett]

It did not.:ROTF: The trap that is underground was all broken. The good news is the "Park" has to pay for the repair. Ahh. Trailer Park Living.

[Spivonious]

We want updates on the thriftstore lady Why have you not asked her out?

[fett]

I haven't even called her yet. I am a Viking god-like chicken.:ROTF:

[fett]

I have been had. I just visited my neighbor sweet lady. I spilled my guts about Donny and also told her about my "Love". I can use her phone to call her. Yikes.