fett's New Trailer

[kelly user]

I have been had. I just visited my neighbor sweet lady. I spilled my guts about Donny and also told her about my "Love". I can use her phone to call her. Yikes.

dammit fett, if you weren't so tall, i would strangle you.

[fett]

If you can't beat them. Join them. The asshole neighbor hosed down the street again. So, instead off watching the water run down a 2 inch groove in the middle of the street, I decided to clean my part of the street. Her little kid was out there wanting to ride his little bike. He said: "Mommy, the street is all wet". Take that you water wasting SOBs And, you can bet your ass, I talked it up. Kind voice and everything. Pricks. Now, I am all sweaty but it was worth it.

[Cleveland Metal]

So, make the call yet there Romeo?

[fett]

No. I think the prudent thing to do, "I have been a pussy all my life", is to let it go. I can't even handle me. Let alone a daffy, albeit super-woman. It was fun.

[Cleveland Metal]

Fuck prudent. You like her, you should hang with her abit and see how it goes. Ya only live once and you need to live bro...

We're here to help you get past that shit! DO IT!!!!!!

[fett]

I hate my neighbors. Now, it's 1PM and VH is screaming on the old turntable. The guy that woke me up this morning at 3:30AM can get a load of this. The prick. And I don't fuck around.:ROTF:

[fett]

A little "Houses of the Holy" . Sounds good and it does.

[Emthrax]

Heya Fett!
Was cruisin' through your park here and wanted to wave at ya.

[GodOfRhythm]

Holy crap! Em's back! How ya been!

[fett]

Now, my neighbors have hooked up a car alarm to a POS Honda. For no reason, it just kicked in at 2:50PM. My ear is ringing. Fucking assholes.

[fett]

Fuck. I am running out of room. See my "Califone". It has to go there.

[Emthrax]

Holy crap! Em's back! How ya been!

Heya!
Well I'm sorta back... wickedly busy but am trying to be better about checking in. I have somewhat of an update at Bill's place.
Rockin' my ass off, playin' some tunes, writing new tunes, re-stringing all the axes, off-roading in my Jeep. Good times.

Hope y'all are doing real well, I think of you lots!

Sorry Fett... didn't mean to hijack your thread.
Thanks for saying Hi back, btw. I come all the way over here to say Hi and get nada. I see how it is!

btw... super cool lava lamp. that thing looks like its hovering.

[fett]

I'm going to have to find another place for the lava lamp.

[fett]

Here is one good reason NOT to buy a Hawaiian shirt at a thriftstore. I found this new Jos Banks shirt with the hang tag. I tried it on and it fit. So, I bought it. $6.99. I got that thing home and was going to wear it. Then my nose kicked it. You guys remember the Desetin Ointment that smells of fish oil? This shirt just reeked of that smell. It was made in China and it must have been packed with the fishes. I tried a cold water dunk in a big pot. No dice. Because it is silk, I tried a gentle wash in cold water. I floundered and it still smelled like one. Today, I large loaded that single shirt with hot water and a full dose of soap. I think that worked.:ROTF: Did I ever tell you, I'm bored.

[VitaminG]

Sorry Fett... didn't mean to hijack your thread.

don't lose any sleep over it. It's fair comeuppance for his hijacking the rest of the Non Jackson/Charvel Related Talk forum


btw, how's progress with your lady love, fett? Made the big move yet?