How many bikers? (joke)

[Hotrod]

My brother sent this to me from one of his motorcycle forums. Ahhhh, forum life, any of this seem familiar? :-)...............

How many motorcyclists does it take to change a light
bulb?
*1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light
bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed
differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the
proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a light bulb
forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are
relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and
what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own
light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of
different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and
then post the corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their
entirety including all headers and signatures, and add
"Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post
because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short
time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that
George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their
political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now and start it all over again.

[npacheco]

You forgot...

At least 1 will post, "If that bulb only had a Floyd"

and

Ron will fix the spelling for them

j/k I know it was a biker forum

[fr0sty]

Don't forget the "why can't I see the light bulbs for sale forum..." :ROTF:

You forgot...

At least 1 will post, "If that bulb only had a Floyd"

and

Ron will fix the spelling for them

j/k I know it was a biker forum

[Norton]

And 1 to say "my gf's bulbs are better than yours"

[dd3keegs]

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!