Now they can retreat at record speed

[Jack The Riffer]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/04/03/TGVspeedrecord.ap/index.html

:ROTF: :ROTF:

[OnlineStageGear]

Yep, and they can send the surrender papers to other countries faster than ever before.

[buzzsaww]

High speed trains rule so Incredibly convenient. I went from Tokyo to Nagoya in an hour this past Monday. Nothing like being on a silky smooth comfy train going 220mph.

[shobet]

High speed trains rule so Incredibly convenient. I went from Tokyo to Nagoya in an hour this past Monday. Nothing like being on a silky smooth comfy train going 220mph.

Just don't stick your head out of the window!

[Strat God]

Too bad French women still don't shave.

[shobet]

Too bad French women still don't shave.

I have it on good authority that it's the latest fad in Hollyweird that hirsute ladies are all the rage. It's an expression of their womanhood or something...

[hippietim]

They have a new billboard campaign to promote the trains:

"ne soyez encore jamais en retard pour un film de Jerry Lewis!"

[Spivonious]

Trains rule \m/ I wish the U.S. had public transportation like Europe does.

And French women are so hot I could look past any hair on their legs or armpits (see Audrey Tatou, Eva Green, etc.).

[skorb]

Eva Green

+ a million.
she's so hot it's not even funny.

[69buickman]

Trains are pretty sweet for vacationing on a budget like me and my buddies.

[atomic charvel guy]

My upstanding friends and I used to shoot rocks at the trains with our wristrockets when they'd fly buy on the way to the city. Hey, we were 8 years old, what else was there to do?

[lerxstcat]

The cool thing about shooting at trains is that it's pretty hard to miss, and if you do you say you were trying to shoot between the cars. You can't really lose!

We always put coins up on the tracks to flatten them out too, that was pretty cool!

[atomic charvel guy]

I agree, it was cool watching a penny turn into a pancake. Hey, are you home right now dude? Rich that is.

[lerxstcat]

Yep...