You Snorted What?

[Jason1212]

Given that it is Keef this doesnt really surprise me.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070403/D8O9B1OG0.html

[skorb]

holy fuckin shit....
what a loon.

[nateb]

Awesome...
9/10..
would read again

[shobet]

Given that it is Keef this doesnt really surprise me.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D8O9B1OG0.html

Well I can't see him ever topping that, I wonder if he was off his face when he made the statement.

[dg]

Kinda reminds me of the old Butthole Surfers lyric:

There's a time to live & a time to die
I smoke Elvis' toenails when I wanna get high

The real question is who's got the balls to snort Keith's ashes when he checks out.

[rjohnstone]

I love this quote...

"I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

Keith will never die... he's already embalmed.

[atomic charvel guy]

My ashes are gonna be as close to pure as you can get, i'll put 'em up against straight from the leaf anytime-lol

[El_Kabong]

One of my fathers last wishes, was that I take his ashes to Europe and spread them on the graves of his parents at atiny village on the edge of the Austro-Hungarian border. As I did so, a huge gust of wind came and 1/3 of the ashes ened up on my shoes pant legs and right fore arm. Posthumous bukkake. I trump Keith any day of the week.

[Ralph E.]

That is funny as fuck.

I want to see Johnny Depp incorporate THAT into Jack Sparrow's character!

[gemini8026]

"Posthumous bukkake"

Blew my mind!

[Endrik]

I think Keef will live longer than any of us

[69buickman]

I dont even know what to make of that

[Jack The Riffer]

Dammit.....Now I gotta wonder what the street value of my wife's ashes would have been. Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

[Superfly]

My ashes are gonna be as close to pure as you can get, i'll put 'em up against straight from the leaf anytime-lol

I'm in for a half z Tommy !!

[Snoogans]

Soylent Blow is people???