Don't try to break up a fight

[fett]

I was teasing Cleve on how big I was and no one would fuck with me. But, it doesn't matter how big you are. My cousin was at an outdoor cafe in San Diego when two guys got into it. He tried to break it up. (He used to be a bouncer at a topless bar. What a gig. ) For his trouble he got a knife that should have pierced his kidney. But. I will show you why it didn't hurt him.

[fett]

I took too long. But he's the guy on the left. The nicest guy you would ever want to meet. But he got a knife in the almost kidney.

[Newc]

Ummm, because the knife wasn't long enough to reach his kidney?

Seriuosly, that's messed up, but glad he didn't get it in the kidney.

And if you're going to break up a fight, use a stick or a chair on both of them.

[RobRR]

Fett, the 70's just called... they want their picture back.

Glad hes ok, thats messed up!

[fett]

Aren't those white Levis cool? I'm twice the man I was then.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[RobRR]

Therye totally hip daddy-o!

[fett]

If that dude would have stabbed me, I would be dead. My cous just felt a little poke.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: Sometimes, I guess it's a good thing to be fat.

[Flametop]

Fett, the 70's just called... they want their picture back.

:ROTF: :ROTF:

[buzzsaww]

Holy shit Fett! Did you weigh like 100lbs back then?

[LouSiffer]

That picture looks like the opening shot for an old Miller Lite commercial.-Lou

[missionguitars1]

What place was it so I can stear clear?

[RacerX]

I'm pretty sure the dude with the knife ain't hangin' around at the place anymore...

[GTarman68]

Yeah, The Big guys always get stabbed or shot....WTF?

[lerxstcat]

A pool cue makes a pretty good impromptu weapon for breaking up a fight. You can stay at arm's length, pretty much. An axe handle is even better if you have one.

Then again, a handgun prepares you for anything. You can bop 'em upside the head to get their attantion and then even if one of the fighters has a gun, you've got the drop on him. (Always keep the friends in sight too!)

[Nazgul]

:ROTF: :ROTF:

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