New chair for me. It hurts.

[Cleveland Metal]

Nah... Sorry to burst yer bubble... But, at the end of the day, your little flirtations and innuendos are all about the mutual exchange of fluids....

It's genetic instruction from your DNA to aid reproduction of your strain Fett... I don't care how old you are. That is what this dance is all about bro. Haha...

[fett]

She has 2 and I have 1. I'm afraid that, based on her age, the Sperm Bank deposits will result in a bounced check.:ROTF: But, but it sure would be fun trying to cash it.

[VitaminG]

It doesn't work that way when you are an old fart or fartess, as the case may be. Too many years and too much wanting to talk about it. You have to be an old poop to understand.

dude, that's all shit you guys can discuss over breakfast, the morning after....

[kelly user]

dude, that's all shit you guys can discuss over breakfast, the morning after....

after a wee bit of bum............. still waiting on those pictures fetty.

[fett]

My chair update.:ROTF: With no arms on the chair, I have to use my legs to get up. It's like doing squats.:ROTF: It's holding my 275 pounds quite well. $5 well spent.