This better produce. You fruit.

[fett]

I'm into this for about $10 and I expect salad days ahead. Made ya look.:ROTF: Yum, Beefstakes.:ROTF:

[RacerX]

I expect regular updates, ya tomato head! :ROTF:

[fett]

I figure I have to get 8 really good ones to make it pay off. Otherwise, I'm just an old fart watching the plants grow. Can I be an old fart and have tomatoes too?

[Cleveland Metal]

Just keep the deer away from it...

[RacerX]

Still waiting on a pic of the tomato down at the thrift store...

[fett]

I'm going to have to hitch up the ballungas and see if she will let take her picture. Knowing her like I do, I'll bet she will let me. At the thriftstore, you apes.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[RacerX]

Yeah, yeah, in her natural habitat!

[PittJitsu]

Here is what I got last year.. Hope your as Sucessful. My secrete? Cow Shit!

[Special-K]

Whoahh... Nice

[fett]

Yikes. I only want 8 or 10 not a fukking cannery.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[shobet]

You can always sell what you don't want!

[Cleveland Metal]

Ebay tomatoes???

[fett]

Yeah, yeah, in her natural habitat!

The nicest people I have ever met work at thrifstores. They are intelligent, nice, unasumming (sp) and just great people. If you haven't gone to the world of thriftstores and fleamarkets, you will just not get it.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

you left out questionable hygene

[PittJitsu]

Yikes. I only want 8 or 10 not a fukking cannery.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

Its not about what you do, ita about what you dont do..

Use miracle grow on that little sucker for 1 month. make sure there are drainage holes in the bottom of the bucket so your plant doesn't get root rot from sitting in a pool of water. Make sure you water it EVERY day once its a foot taller. Water only before dawn or after dusk. about a gallon each day. the first of the month the little dood gets a handful of cow manure ($3 a big bag) put around the base in a circle and mixed into the dirt. No closet then 2'' to the stem in the middle.. In July, top the plant so it doesn't get any bigger, but does get bushy. No more feeding. Feeding makes the plant grow. You want to make it think its starving to it wants to reproduce before it dies.. That where the Goodies come from.... Good luck ...

Now You teach me how to play guitar, since most of my tomatoes are caught on stage from people throwing them at me. I'm terrable!