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  • Sheryl Crow needs TP for her bunghole.

    You just can't make stuff like this up.


    "All most pay tribute with TP to my bunghole!"

  • #2
    I always say that wiping is a good idea, maybe even a spritz.

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    • #3
      Nutjobs, man, they're all friggin nutjobs.
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        ...no wonder Armstrong left her. I would too if she smelled like poo.
        Strat God Music
        http://www.esnips.com/web/Strat-God-Music/?flush=1

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        • #5
          Frikkin weirdo.
          -Rick

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          • #6
            Like SHE does that, haha... Somehow I think not.

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            • #7
              Did anyone else notice the "I have to go run warm water over my hands and thaw out from my run"... that's wasting water AND power. Hypocrite!

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              • #8
                "Are you threatening me?"

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                • #9
                  I don't like self indulgent wieners.Here they are running around in a vehicle spewing pollution and hollaring about global warming.Then trying to regulate how much TP it takes to wipe your ass.These people are communists/utopians/socialists fuck wads.
                  Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                  • #10
                    One square?

                    This electric phase ain't no teenage craze -UFO

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                    • #11
                      TP kills trees and cow farts kill the ozone layer, friggin greenies,, as far as trees for paper production go, I don't think there is much to worry about, there are thousands and thousands of acres of planted pine trees down here, basically at 15 years they thin em out and use that for paper then they cut the mature trees down at 30 years for lumber and paper, replant and the whole cycle starts all over again,,
                      I say the boy ain't right!

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                      • #12
                        This is discrimination against those with
                        hemorrhoids.
                        Occupation: Department Director for the Department of Redundancy Department

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                        • #13
                          Sheryl couldn't be with me tonight because of a previous commitment [Crow traveled to New York for a show that wasn't part of the tour] but luckily rock stars have rock star friends. Tonight, I spoke outside the gorgeous Charlottesville pavilion, in front of a couple of thousand slightly inebriated college men (there to see the wonderful Robert Randolph and the Family Band) who were forced to sit through the opening act . . . me. Truly, it was one of the most challenging 20 minutes of my life. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw guys yawning, I heard kids saying "where's the music?" and I think I heard the "b" word. I rushed through the speech and when I walked off the stage I immediately burst into tears. Not because I took anything personally but because it was so clear how much work is still to be done. Tonight served as a stark reminder that social change is a journey and I learned tonight that not every stop is going to be easy.
                          What??? People went to a concert and were bored when they had to sit through a 20 minute speech on being "green"? Either this person is an idiot or he's never been to a concert before.
                          Scott

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                          • #14
                            I have something for her Bunghole...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                              I have something for her Bunghole...
                              man, you start sounding like Bill
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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