Sheryl Crow needs TP for her bunghole.

[mhalsey]

I have to go pinch a loaf right now. Maybe I can do it on her chest... but she can only use one square for the cleanup.

See? Who says the JCF isn't educational? We just learned what Joe's REALLY into. :ROTF:

As for the article itself, look at the rag who printed this garbage. The Washington Post?!!! Gimme a frikkin' break.

[Sukisyn]

As for the article itself, look at the rag who printed this garbage. The Washington Post?!!! Gimme a frikkin' break.

Actually it was in quite a few papers. I initially saw it in the USAToday.

So anyone watch any of the late night talk shows? I wonder what they had to say about it. Maybe I need to quickly check out youtube.

[toejam]

See? Who says the JCF isn't educational? We just learned what Joe's REALLY into. :ROTF:

I heard that's what Sheryl was into. I just want to make her happy. :ROTF:

[buzzsaww]

Riiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhhhhhht...................... .... We believe you......................... (slowly backing away) :ROTF:

I heard that's what Sheryl was into. I just want to make her happy. :ROTF:

[skorb]

isn't it wonderful when the "special people" tell the rest of us how WE should be living? not to mention her PhD in environmental science and climatology.... oh wait, I forgot, she has zero credentials in the area she likes to lecture people on.

no wonder Lance left this pompous bitch. props to him for getting a clue.

[toejam]

Don't make me shit in my hand like a monkey and throw it at you!

[buzzsaww]

that's why am backing away, so i can see it coming and duck! :ROTF:

Don't make me shit in my hand like a monkey and throw it at you!

[El_Kabong]

I have to go pinch a loaf right now. Maybe I can do it on her chest... but she can only use one square for the cleanup.

Awesome! After the hot Karl, will you leave her with a filthy Sanchez?

[dd3keegs]

I don't like self indulgent wieners.Here they are running around in a vehicle spewing pollution and hollaring about global warming.Then trying to regulate how much TP it takes to wipe your ass.These people are communists/utopians/socialists fuck wads.

LOL!

[toejam]

Awesome! After the hot Karl, will you leave her with a filthy Sanchez?

First a Strawberry Shortcake, then a Filthy Sanchez.

[Phantom Hawk]

Maybe she does that butt-scoot thing across the carpet like dogs do, then does a one square swipe.

Ok, lets see here : One square per .... uh ..... movement would indicate that a single 1000 sheet roll of Scott TP should last the average 'one poop a day' person over two years. Thats right, folks, two years = one roll of TP.

Ya'll see she also has fashion advice, too ? A shirt with replaceable sleeves to wipe your mouth on in order to save napkins. She is out of her fuckin' mind.

[toejam]

Maybe she does that butt-scoot thing across the carpet like dogs do, then does a one square swipe.

Could explain why she's got brown carpeting.

[skorb]

She is out of her fuckin' mind.

+1

she's bat-shit crazy.

did you hear that Crow and that kook Laurie David accosted the weasely/porcine Karl Rove at some the Washington Press Club dinner (or some shit) the other night? went over to him and tried to brow beat him into changing the administration's views on global warming. talk about deluded and stupid. like this will accomplish anything. actually it got them in the media (again) so I guess that was the point.

both of these females are self-aggrandizing slime. the paper called them the Warming Sisters. :ROTF:

[VitaminG]

that's why am backing away, so i can see it coming and duck! :ROTF:

shit won't be the only thing coming when Joe starts pooping in his hand....

Ya'll see she also has fashion advice, too ? A shirt with replaceable sleeves to wipe your mouth on in order to save napkins. She is out of her fuckin' mind.

It was this sort of thing that made me think maybe the whole page was some kind of joke. The ideas are just too ridiculous to take seriously

[Vass]

She actually is now claiming it is a joke, which is what most people will try after making an utter idiot out of themselves.

I challenge anyone to go back & read what she wrote & find any hint of teasing or sarcasm. She was either dead earnest or one of the finest comedians of our time.

Vass