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  • #16
    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
    I have something for her Bunghole...
    A wet wipe? How about a chisel to scrape the dried feces from her cheeks?
    -Rick

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    • #17
      I wouldn't be surprised if she use wilted lettuce leaves. 2 squares my ass.:ROTF: You know how hard it is to clean off all the hair down there.
      I am a true ass set to this board.

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      • #18
        I "was" just eating lunch.... haha...

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        • #19
          Maybe she could use 2 slices of day-old bread.
          I am a true ass set to this board.

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          • #20
            One square, might as well just use your hand:ROTF: It will go right through anyway . why waste the paper.
            I have something for her Bunghole
            you don't want to know where thats been . .

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            • #21
              I wonder how she got from Charlottesville to NY?
              Of course she didn't fly or use a non-green bio vehicle. And it must have been acoustic unplugged with NO lights or mics, as that would waste electricty, and cause pollution.
              And her guitar was NOT made with any old-growth forest, or rare species. No rosewood.... and no glue, as that would be CHEMICALS which are bad for the environment.
              She is arecording artist, but would not advocate CD's, since they are made with PLASTIC!@ An
              Wanna impress me - try use a "clean" source of electricity in the recording studio. Wonder how the gear will work with all the voltage drops?!? lol

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              • #22
                What about all the paper her fanpics and tickets are printed on?

                Maybe they should use them to wipe with?

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                • #23
                  Ewww .... what about the plastic inserter thingy she uses for crammers?
                  ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                  • #24
                    personaly, depending on the poo, i always tend to go mummy with the butt wipe. nothing like having skid marks to deal with.
                    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by straycat View Post
                      I don't like self indulgent wieners.Here they are running around in a vehicle spewing pollution and hollaring about global warming.
                      No. (now YOU are spewing ) The bus runs on biodiesel, which IMO is an excellent solution to our nation's fuel needs. One of its many benefits is that almost all of the tailpipe emissions are cut by 40 - 80 %
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #26
                        Yeah Ron which pollutants are raised at the tail pipe by there not being enough C-tane or parrifin in there to properly lubricate the engine?.Lower the sulpur content to low and you get sulfuric acid as a by product
                        Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                        • #27
                          Pollutant. NOx goes up slightly. And that can be reduced by new design catalytic converters. I'm talking about BIOdiesel (ya know, from soybean and other vegetable oil) not low sulphur petro diesel.
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #28
                            I'm not sure if it was Virginia or Mass, there's a town called Bunghole, but the funniest was seeing a store called "Bunghole Liquors". :ROTF:

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                            • #29
                              There's a few of em

                              They're in MA


                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • #30
                                Wishful thinking

                                Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                                No. (now YOU are spewing ) The bus runs on biodiesel, which IMO is an excellent solution to our nation's fuel needs. One of its many benefits is that almost all of the tailpipe emissions are cut by 40 - 80 %
                                1+2 = McGuirk, 2+4 = She's hot, 6-4 = Happy McGuirk

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