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  • #31
    Originally posted by petedz View Post
    One square?

    Sorry, I can't spare a square.
    I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by toejam View Post
      Sorry, I can't spare a square.
      That was a great episode ... I sure do miss that show.

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      • #33
        I know. I saw that episode again not too long ago! I don't have a square to spare.
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #34
          so is this legit? It almost seems too ridiculous to be real.
          Hail yesterday

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          • #35
            oh ... it is real ... I bet Leno, Letterman, and Conan will be using as material ...

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            • #36
              She is a vocalist. She is into scat. I don't see anything stange...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Sukisyn View Post
                Leno,
                2nd joke!
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #38
                  She is probably wasting a gallon of hot water by washing her asshole and pussy in a bidet after she shits, then the one square is for the residual damp that's left. She probably has no clue that this is far worse for the environment than the 12-square minimum that I personally follow.

                  People appreciate her clean crotch so they don't tell her the truth...
                  Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                  • #39
                    From her rep the shit just gets washed away from all the spooge. the rest she just digs out with her panties. Whats a few skids marks if it saves the environment. or maybe she wears thongs and uses it like a wiperblade to clean her ass.
                    Last edited by Rich#6; 04-24-2007, 11:45 AM.

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                    • #40
                      Man...She would hang me high if she knew how many poo tickets I pull off the roll...I just hate it when a finger breaks through the tissue!

                      God forbid I have to use a public shitter...She would fall to the ground in tears just watching me prep the seat!

                      Like...how the hell does she do it??? One square! Maybe she can drop it just right so that little poo splash hits her right on the brown eye and gives her a little wash???
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M4lm9Ahz0

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by rjohnstone View Post
                        A wet wipe? How about a chisel to scrape the dried feces from her cheeks?
                        That's why Clapton left her.:ROTF:
                        He gets enough sh^t from his record company.
                        Strat God Music
                        http://www.esnips.com/web/Strat-God-Music/?flush=1

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                        • #42
                          Don't piss her off guys, she will make you eat crow!

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                          • #43
                            Cool, it's culture hour on the JCF-lol
                            Tonite's dinner table talk- Sheryl and why my favorite band is now the Brown Crowes. One Square huh? Righto.
                            Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                            • #44
                              She has so many brown nosers, I'm sure she has no idea what it takes to actually get the job done on her own!

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                              • #45
                                I have to go pinch a loaf right now. Maybe I can do it on her chest... but she can only use one square for the cleanup.
                                I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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