Sheryl Crow needs TP for her bunghole.

[fett]

Ok, lets see here : One square per .... uh ..... movement would indicate that a single 1000 sheet roll of Scott TP should last the average 'one poop a day' person over two years. Thats right, folks, two years = one roll of TP.

That Scott stuff is just awful. You have to use about 9 yards of the stuff. I know, she can just let her hair grow really long and use that. Then her hairdresser would have to deal with just a little more shit.

[atomic charvel guy]

"'All I wanna use, is just square one,
I got the feeling of two fukkin' itchy buns"

[shreddermon]

She was joking...

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3071833&page=1

[fett]

There is nothing funny about asswipes.

[petedz]

There is nothing funny about asswipes.

Agreed. Her, in particular.

[Sinistas]

First a Strawberry Shortcake, then a Filthy Sanchez.

And a Sloppy Carlson for a finale.

[buzzsaww]

of course she tricked all of us stupid normal people who haven't got a clue! wow she's a fartsmeller!

She was joking...

http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3071833&page=1

[Joe_Steeler]

I have to go pinch a loaf right now. Maybe I can do it on her chest... but she can only use one square for the cleanup.

FYI
That is called a Cleveland Steamer, so you know.

[toejam]

LOL I know. Urbandictionary.com is my friend. :ROTF:

[RacerX]

What about the dreaded rear admiral?

[Joe_Steeler]

or The Dumptruck

[442w30]

Rusty trombone

Cleveland steamer

[chrisolson]

I like Sheryl. But I like Lance too.

Both are nuts however...