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  • #31
    HBD brutha!!!
    My future band shall be known as "One Samich Short Of A Picnic"!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by sevser View Post
      I tried to imagin what a BZB cake would look like...It was a toss up between...



      And...




      Yeah... that would be a hard decision...

      Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this...

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      • #33



        Happy Birthday Bill, ya young whippersnapper! Hope you had a great day as it looks like I was late!
        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by sevser View Post
          I tried to imagin what a BZB cake would look like...It was a toss up between...



          And...




          Jeebus.. ..ummmm...I'll let Jimmy B have the bottom one...and I'll take the top one!!!

          Thanks alot guys..well you guys certainly made me feel preety good today, along with my Dad..he took me out for ribs..

          For some reason my wife was determined to ruin my day..I tried my best to not give her the satisfaction knowing that she actually was...why I don't know..

          But she needs a dickslappin indeed that's for sure..why must our women pee on are parade sometimes..is that like a mandatory rule or something....!

          Now I can see why "gay" was invented..thousands of years ago..when the caveman slayed the mighty T-Rex for food for the family..losing a ball and and eye in the process..just to come to his cave and have his cavebitch scream at him ..for bringing mud in the cave..

          You know..I bet Fred and Barney was gay..they seemed happiest when they were workinh in the quarry..then come home and Wilma would be all up his ass about somethin'...

          OH BTW.. Rosie got finally got fired...I think she shot herself in the dick one too many times. Would it be "gay" for a dude to date Rosie O'Donell..I say yes!!

          Thanks dudes,

          Bill Z Bub
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #35
            Dick slap her

            Play som Old School VH

            Watch some Porn

            that's a B Day right there!
            I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Drsracing View Post
              Dick slap her

              Play som Old School VH

              Watch some Porn

              that's a B Day right there!
              Do you know, I actually did THREE of those things today!!...everything but the dickslappin'!

              I'm gonna..it's my birthday...that's what I think..

              Best advice of the day!!
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #37
                Sorry I missed it, but a belated Bill!
                Are YOU a Jackson Warrior? Join us and be all that you can be!

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                • #38
                  Ooh, I missed all the fun (?)

                  Hey HBD Bill, hope you'll have a better weekend man! You old fart!
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #39
                    Thanks you, yes..I had a great weekend so sar.. Me and and Val had a evening alone tonight..we went for dinner...she actually smoked a bong with me..first time in years and we got all romantic and whatnots..and watched Spinal Tap..AGAIN. Val was buzzed, so she really got the "humor" big time...as many times I've seen that , I still laugh my ass off..

                    We had the best ribs we ever had in our lives.."Damons"..wow, did we enjoy those ribs...
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #40
                      forget wine and roses for being romantic, it's bongs and ribs in Bill's house
                      93 USA Soloist EDS
                      USA HT6 Juggernaut
                      Charvel DK24FR

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                      • #41
                        It's late, I know, I know.. But hope you had a good one Bill! Was your birthday anything like this one?

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLizztea3s
                        "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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                        • #42
                          happy b day billzo!

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                          • #43
                            Happy Birthday Billbo Fuggums :ROTF:

                            Here is to another year of the most retarded/funniest shit of yours you post over here!! Thanks for making me laugh soo much

                            Have a good one bro and try not to throw your back out there dick slapping everyone!!!!

                            -Jeremy

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Guitardude86 View Post
                              It's late, I know, I know.. But hope you had a good one Bill! Was your birthday anything like this one?

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLizztea3s
                              That actually sounds like me playing on that thing..

                              Yes , wine and roses is gay...Bongs and Ribs are awesome!

                              Jeremy, It's my honor..to be JCF's official ass eatin', dick slappin', Voz bangin', ball bustin', devil humpin' ummm ..morbidly silly, dickhead..

                              It's my job..

                              Thanks man..
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #45
                                Happy Belated B-Day Rev. Bill. I'm sure the big day's festivities included both Satan and your pud, in some perverse but entertaining manner. Long may you shred.

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